Not everyone on Wattpad is American
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I'm very upset because everyone seems to think everyone on this God forsaken website is AmErIcAn OoOoOh. Yeah fuck off. The US ain't even that good. almost half of the country thinks coronavirus comes from Corona beer. If almost half of the country thinks that, then the US needs to declare a state if emergency. Oh and you have Trump. At least Boris isn't as shit as Donald boy. You should've voted in Bernie. You fucking casuals.
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