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A QUEST FOR SOMETHING OR OTHER

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This is a story. This is a D&D story. A story, revolving around Dungeons and Dragons. 
  
  Join me as I take my trusty human John through his paces, in order to fulfill a quest or something put to our team by our Dungeon Master, Will. The vast majority of these adventures (or rather misadventures) are based on actual things my friends and I found ourselves doing across multiple campaigns, although making some stuff up as writers do to you know, form it into a story. Not to mention I can't remember every detail from every game we've ever played.All Rights Reserved

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Draconic Sphere Ω by SophiaRHass

Brunhild came to Aqua Profunda to escape the suffocating confines of dwarven clan and family life. There she found the adventurer's guild Feenschwanz, and new friends: Kaergat, also a dwarf and more to the point, an overly sober runic mage; and Dandelion, a party loving halfling who is sometimes sober for almost a whole morning. Brunhild thought that a life of adventure sounded romantic. Kaergat just wanted a place to stay in town and ended up at the adventurer's guild. Dandelion is just about up for anything. Somehow, they all stumble into a war between gods, take a stand against fascism (orcs are people too!), go thousands of years into the future and back -- and realise that they may be the only people who can lift the terrible curse burdening a suffering and forgotten people. Based on the nuttiest -- and only -- Dungeons and Dragons campaign I ever ran. I let my Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams inspired sense of humour run wild, while still trying to create meaningful and deep moments. Laughs and feelings guaranteed! Angel photo credit to Cosmin Gurau on Unsplash

The Missing by sparrow_gamerr_1

I am just a school girl. So I thought.... Come read the story how me and my friends go on a crazy adventure we never thought would be real. We are only kids though so we might not be as tough as an adult but still we make a pretty good team. Enjoy our adventure and don't forget to have a little faith in yourself. Ok, who added the pun? Kameran I will hurt you! Moral of the story is things that seem like they can't be real, are real.

The Fighting Festival - D&D ONESHOT by ExhaustedSnack

This is set to be in the Dungeons and Dragons universe. All in all a fantasy realm. This is taken from something that happened in a ONESHOT I was apart off. I've changed some things due to not remembering and to make this more interesting. Most things are the same as from the campaign/ONESHOT, I've only changed the dialogue and added more chatting and talking with the characters. It's technically a fan fiction. I say that since, its not entirely correct. It's fiction and I'm a fan- . . . This story contains: - Blood / Gore - Mentions of racism / harassment - Strong language / Cursing - Bad jokes / Puns

Unfinished Tales by Stockstad

A collection of stories, from me, Stock, before I started writing more seriously. These revolve around the same characters, but the settings are completely different. In addition to using the same main characters, every story has its own unique characters, too. Please note that I have no intention of ever completing any of these stories, so if you hate stories without a conclusion, then this isn't for you. That being said, I never said I would NEVER complete any of these stories, but I probably won't.

The Fallen Human by dinomite123

*Note: This is a First Person POV story of the game Undertale. I ripped everything from this off of that game. I am completely unoriginal. The main character wakes up in the middle of an underground world, filled with danger. The path to escape is a very dangerous one. Only the most determined can get through. How will this turn out?

The Fire In Me (Ryder) (COMPLETED) 1 ✔️ by DMHosmon21

BOOK #1 in The Fire series TRIGGER WARNING IN SOME CHAPTERS He leans closer, keeping me pinned against the wall with his hands on either side of my head. I glanced at both of them before holding his glare with my own. He was giving me a cold stare, caging me in like an animal. I bit my lip, trying to hold it back. I was never good in situations like these. He stopped leaning forward when his face was just inches from mine. He was trying to make me uncomfortable. Trying to scare me, but he didn't. I wasn't scared of him. I didn't hide my face or get nervous... I just bit my lip harder, trying to hold it in. It would just make things worse for me, I bet. He kept his eyes on mine as I glanced at his friend behind him with his arms crossed and a bored expression on his face. I looked back at the man in front of me. "You shouldn't act that way around me." He says coldly. "I can have you dead right-" I couldn't hold it in. I started laughing. He leans back, shocked, but his face goes into a glare as soon as his friend behind him perks up, watching, interested now. I calm down a little. "I'm sorry." I say, catching my breath. "Continue, Continue." He watched me closely before leaning closer to me again. "I can have you killed-" Suddenly, I lost it again, laughing harder, bending a little to hold my stomach. He punched the wall in an effort to scare me but instead made me laugh even harder, falling to the ground and rolling on my side. Soon I had his friend laughing with me as the man in front of me glared at both of us. "Don't give me that look. She's the one who started laughing." His friend said, wheezing a little bit and trying to stop laughing. I calmed down a bit, standing up to face them, a smile on my face. "Now, if you're done threatening me," I raise an eyebrow. "Or at least trying to. I'll be on my way." With that, I grabbed my backpack, turned my back to them, and walked away.

A White Melody in the Silence by pantsandotherlegwear

[COMPLETE] This is an extremely thorough backstory I wrote for my Dungeons and Dragons character. I'm a big dumb nerd.

The Perfect Story by TheDarkIsntEvil

A story that isn't about the main characters. Highest Ranking: #984 in Humor July 29, 2017 "OMG sooooo funny" "LOL a must read" ^^two completely and absolutely real reviews. Not made up. At all. *coughs awkwardly*

Days of the Dead Book 3: The King's Ghost by kullman

Kit Wren is on the hunt for King Henry, and Gideon isn't sure what he can do to stop it. Kit has the full power of the tomb behind him, but Gideon can't bring himself to give up on his former villain. Don't miss this thrilling conclusion to the Days of the Dead Trilogy. One more time, good people die, bad people live, everyone is inexplicably gay. Robbery. Haunted tombs. Murder. Revenge. Torture. Chaos. Taxes. Sick burns. Drama. Found families. What's not to love? Yes, you may learn something about history, but that's a risk you're going to have to take. Yes, Henry V is here for now, and yes he's still awesome. Swords are described in loving detail, people are not. Assassins. Time Travel. Magic. What are you waiting for? Trigger/Content Warnings: Some violent imagery that may be unsettling. PTSD like flashbacks occur. Some family trauma. A character experiences unwanted sexual advances. Some profanity.

A Time Traveling Fairytale by ElsaS7

Fate leads those who are willing but must push those who are not. One might interpret this saying a bit too literal. After all, Elena did end up on the bottom of a hill in the middle of a forest, suffering several injuries. But do not worry, fate loves a rebel and has something magical stored for our sarcastic heroine. Time travel. An adventure in the 16th century was not something our main character had in mind, but when her path is built with music and joy, it can't be that bad, right? Oh, who am I kidding. . . At first glance, it seemed to be the perfect fairytale for our main character; being able to experience the medieval time and be surrounded by enchantment wherever she went. She even meets a monk, blessed with the gift of music, who shares her passion and is willing to teach Elena the secrets of the piano. It's perfect. But it was only the tip of the iceberg. Elena's piece of tranquility is broken when she stumbles into another mess, leaving her caged and alone in the forest. Fortunately for our heroine, a prince crosses her path, helping her in her need. One might see this as the Universe's way for entertainment, or the fate's bizarre tactics to bring people together. Whatever it might be, it did not stop Elena from catching the eye of the prince of a powerful kingdom. Before anyone knows what's even happening, they're caught in the middle of it all; like a cat trapped in a yarn. After all, even the stone you trip on is a part of your destiny. What happens when the Universe, and basically everything between hell and heaven, is against you? Simple: it's a journey filled with unforgettable events. So buckle up, folks, because you are in for a ride of pirates, songs, chases, jokes, and a broken soul. After all, there is no flying from fate.

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Draconic Sphere Ω

Brunhild came to Aqua Profunda to escape the suffocating confines of dwarven clan and family life. There she found the adventurer's guild Feenschwanz, and new friends: Kaergat, also a dwarf and more to the point, an overly sober runic mage; and Dandelion, a party loving halfling who is sometimes sober for almost a whole morning. Brunhild thought that a life of adventure sounded romantic. Kaergat just wanted a place to stay in town and ended up at the adventurer's guild. Dandelion is just about up for anything. Somehow, they all stumble into a war between gods, take a stand against fascism (orcs are people too!), go thousands of years into the future and back -- and realise that they may be the only people who can lift the terrible curse burdening a suffering and forgotten people. Based on the nuttiest -- and only -- Dungeons and Dragons campaign I ever ran. I let my Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams inspired sense of humour run wild, while still trying to create meaningful and deep moments. Laughs and feelings guaranteed! Angel photo credit to Cosmin Gurau on Unsplash