✿UPLOADS ARE HELLA SLOW IM SORRY I JUST WRITE THESE WHENEVER I GET A GOOD IDEA FOR ONE AND ONLY IF I HAVE THE TIME AND MOTIVATION TO ACTUALLY FINISH ONCE I START ONE✿ This is kinda a joke, so there's gonna be some whacky things. I write these as though it were the 60s-70s unless otherwise stated, but they can really be from whenever you like. Anyway, there's some dumb fluff and maybe (don't count on it) smut. Also yes I know no one reads these, its only true purpose is to be my creative outlet for the stuff I fixate on. If anyone stumbles upon this and somehow enjoys it, thank you for readingAll Rights Reserved