Superhero Initiative Programme

Cora's Superhero Initiative Programme:

✕ It is not considered ridiculous to climb a tree in order to save next-doors cat - even if it is at three in the morning and you technically do not like said cat.

✕ It is also not ridiculous to name said cat as your sworn enemy. Arch-enemies come in all different shapes and sizes. Look at Dr Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus. They're perfectly happy.

✕ Living by the quote "there are two kinds of evil people in this world: people who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything about it" is not a silly way to live. It does not however justify punching your little brother's bully in the face (even if he deserved it).

✕ Taking out the bins definitely counts as a heroic act.

✕ As a wise woman once said: NO CAPES.

✕ Teaching a sexist a-hole that girls can like comics just as much as guys through a series of increasingly epic pranks designed to humiliate said sexist a-hole? Well, whoever said heroes couldn't fight dirty?

✕ If the opportunity to be super arises, take the initiative.

✕ Enlightening one half of an extremely attractive set of twins to the world of comic books and superheroes? Absolutely. She'd be the Professor X to his hopelessly confused younger mutant charge.

✕ Movie marathons, entering - and exiting - life-threatening escapades, pulling off an epic heist, overcoming their worst fears, and falling hopelessly in love, on top of ridding her sleepy town of evil, with aforementioned mutant charge?

I guess every superhero needs a sidekick.