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Creepy Uncle Sam's Gastronomy Guide For The Apocalypse

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Reads 7,700
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Parts 31
Time 4h 27m

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A no-nonsense, fairly silly, guide to cooking during the apocalypse. 

This guide will teach you how to cook, how to make your own recipes, basic fundamentals of cuisine, why brown is the tastiest color, how to prevent your pee from attracting marauders, and how to gain the trust of your local metal gang with some heartfelt homemade chocolate cookies. 

There is no reason why the apocalypse can't be tasty!All Rights Reserved

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This is a Test by DachetGrival

Randall Cashe, a mechanical and electrical engineer, joins a team of scientists in a Mars-mission habitat hoping to rake in a massive payday. Their goal: to produce their own air, water, and food while testing the building with simulated disasters. When the outside world succumbs to a lethal airborne pandemic, the hermetically-sealed structure is suddenly the safest place on earth. As tensions among the group of scientists rise, Cashe has every intention to not only survive, but thrive. After all, why would he let a world-wide apocalypse and a few murders prevent him from making a profit? The parts I publish initially will be 90% where I want them to be. Feel free to criticize anything.

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. by IgnotusCapillary

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.

Life After Death by WhoreKnee4Dilfss

If you told me when I was 14 that the last birthday party I was going to have was at a local pizza hut, I never would have believed you. Looking back, before the infection ripped apart mine and billions of others families, I probably should have acknowledged those moments I shared with friends and family with more love than I did. Now everyday was a mission just to be left breathing at the end of it. Not knowing why I was the only one in my family to be left with the torment of survival. I had to rely on any prayers left in me that I wouldn't become food for the dead.

Haha, I'm An Idiot. by FormerlyOcto

[OLD AS HECKIE] Where I post dumb thoughts, ideas, and revelations. Also good for some life updates. Why am I doing this? One may never know.

The After by LunaTheDruid

It's a story about my friends and I, and if we lived in an apocalypse, struggling to survive every day for food and water... or so, this is my first story on wattpad because I mostly use Quotev because I'm and admin on there.. so if you wish to hate one me, go ahead, but I won't tolerate it.

It's Us Against The World by xoxobunnyxx

So it's the end of times. So what? People have worried about it since the beginning. We all knew a massive pandemic would eventually wipe us all out. Sure, it wasn't what we all wanted. But for these two, it's precisely what they needed. Trigger Warnings Include: Blood, Mild Gore, Alchohol, Astraphobia, Claustrophobia, Panic Attacks

Final Era - Part One by turtleturtlesquirtle

Ever since the world has went to shit some people have it for better and some for worse. Although when two complete strangers come together as one to survive. It makes them stronger then before. The fact that the have seen loved ones get killed or taken, makes them stronger. Even bringing in new people and opening your heart up for someone new that you connect with. Will they make it to the safe house or will one fall? Will both fall?

Fool's Apocalypse by Bptikerpae

Like the start of any apocalyptic tale - an asteroid was headed towards Earth - but did it actually reach its mark? That's irrelevant, the world's gone potty anyway. You're either a murdering maneater, human cattle in a meat market with your flesh on the menu, or privileged enough to avoid such terrors and thus are naturally exploiting those less fortunate than yourself. Either way, there's bound to be some fun in here... surely? Also, there might just be a couple of robots in here too - why not, 'ey? Fancy a look to see how I fare in a life like this? Then take a read, why don't you? If you'd rather pass on it, well... sod you! xxxx

Anarchy on Earth by j623363

First, the video came. Just 2 months after is was taken off. The next day MeToob shut down. The day after that the internet stopped working. Then the power left. Then, came the virus. It infected everyone that came in bodily contact with it. Some of the ones who get it simply die off, but if you're unlucky enough to hold the infection... you become a heartless beast that will eat any flesh it comes into contact with. They will eat anything... even humans. Join Jack Smith, and his friends, as they try to escape the horrors of Union City, New Jersey and try to make it to the on Union Island before the last evacuation flight takes off. But as you may find that people become different in a crisis... And that could mean the difference between life and death.

Apocalypse. (DNF Angst) by GirlinRed29

It's the zombie apocalypse. Simple as that. Except for the fact that it isn't simple. Constantly trying to avoid being eaten alive by dead people. People are going absolutely insane because it's the end of the world. I mean, who wouldn't go a little crazy? #3 in dnf Started: February 25, 2024 Ended: March 22, 2024 TW: Death Violence Swearing Self-harm Suicidal thoughts/actions R@pe SA NSFW Major manipulation

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This is a Test

Randall Cashe, a mechanical and electrical engineer, joins a team of scientists in a Mars-mission habitat hoping to rake in a massive payday. Their goal: to produce their own air, water, and food while testing the building with simulated disasters. When the outside world succumbs to a lethal airborne pandemic, the hermetically-sealed structure is suddenly the safest place on earth. As tensions among the group of scientists rise, Cashe has every intention to not only survive, but thrive. After all, why would he let a world-wide apocalypse and a few murders prevent him from making a profit? The parts I publish initially will be 90% where I want them to be. Feel free to criticize anything.