Triskelion: A what-if Klaus-centric TUA fanfic xover

Klaus was always meant to go back in time to grow, to sober up, to find love. But it wasn't necessarily only a few decades back that he was meant to go.

Nor was it a few mere centuries.

What happens when a far more multilingual than most thought and unashamedly clever Klaus winds up over 4,000 years in the past, face down in the sands of the dry season of Mesopotamia? When he is found half dead by a certain legendary king?

When it is found that the powers the Hargreaves siblings have are not just mere flukes, but echoes of a long forgotten aspect of human history thought to be nothing but myth?

How does a pair of powerful supposedly mythical figures being the ones Klaus falls for and a much longer stay in the past change how the events of the Umbrella Academy play out?

And will this author stop royally fucking with time lines and shoving his favorite fate grand order cards/characters into this fanfic so that antics can be expanded upon because he noticed that 2 very specific elements of both series overlapped a bit?

No, I won't. Time travel and spirits/ghosts being summoned and talked to are too fun to play with like this. Trust me, this'll be good.

I'm writing this half delirious with boredom while stuck in my fairly small room for over a week with corona virus. Enjoy my insanity.