The New Girl [Southpark x Reader]
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  • Parts 6
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  • Reads 5,373
  • Votes 107
  • Parts 6
  • Time 45m
Ongoing, First published Mar 22, 2020
Mature
You were a terrible person. 

With your bitchy attitude and knack for causing trouble. You've ruined a lot of good things for other people in your lifetime and verbally picked them apart afterwards. 

That was how you ended up in south park.

Your mother sent you off to live with your aunt because she just couldn't stand to look at you anymore. Figured if anyone could straighten you out it would be her but you had other plans. You were going to make the most of this move and take over this little mountain town, preferably with a hot piece of ass by your side.
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Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**
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Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!