"Tips To Survive Quarantine"
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Last published Sun, Mar 22, 2020
Are you tired of being held up in a single space because of a stupid quarantine?
Are you sick of not having anything to do?
Well look no further than "Tips To Survive Quarantine"!
In this exciting short book, you will learn all of the things (or some of the things that you'd never-) need to survive in this hard time!
All of these tips were hand chosen by our TOP NOTCH scientists and are clinically proven to make your dreary quarantine into a pleasant utopia!
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Disclaimer: Please don't take this seriously, not even a little bit. This book is ment purely for comedy and satire. This book is to make the best of a shitty situation and to bent my frustrations with being inside a house consecutively!
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