penis land
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Last published Mon, Aug 18, 2014
Once Upon a time there was a land
it was
PENIS LAND.
And all people with big penises went there and had dingle parties. So all the men were haveing fun till this one girl showed up and said why are yall doing this.Then a boy grabbed her and killed her and then all the boys lived happily ever after.
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