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Journal d'une Confinée

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Je ne suis pas une être satyrique mais j'aime me moquer des choses. Je me suis dit "Eh pendant le confinement je pourrais écrire un carnet de bord sur mon ressenti ! Et pour que ce soit plus drôle je pourrais le faire de manière parodique et péjorative !" Puis je me suis souvenue que toute ma vie était déjà négative.
Donc bienvenue dans ma vie de confinée. Vive le covid19 et vive la République.All Rights Reserved

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there's more to it earth by sirenheaddeatspizza

I was going to the liquor store with my mom to pick me up some white whine, dad somr rum and for mum ultra light beer.... not that we are alcoholics. But we like a good taste in the yap every once in a while. We had.....my mom anf i had to wait in a what would be a short line up but with social distancing it was a big line. It was a nice spring morning in which the sun was out and the my eyes detracted from the vitamin d to a house that had on its roof saying "soap =hope". No joke and i was so taking by it that i had to talk awalk to go capture the sight in which was on said house's roof. I also started my warm weather photohraphy which is photography that i take during the spring, summer and autumn months. It was nice to to walk without a car hindering you..... or snow. That is ehat i like about early spring, hope. And that sings was a good fuck you to the virus thats has pissed and is still pissing people off and worring them. I then heard on the news that kids children and teens were comitting suicide because this covid shit..... and this i havd to say to anyone who is feeling crappy at this time and want to commit suicide, do what i just did, get the fuck out of the house .....take you camera or phone and take pictures of random things that catch your eye as you walk. You dont have to visit a friend to be eith them either. It might seem pissy, but it will pass, it is not eorth your life. Remember soap = hope. *noticed on Instagram* **on Amazon as ebook and paper back ** *** please rate kindly on goodreads***

The Delta Disaster by -Cardinal007-

A sequel to my other corona piece so read that first. A new variant of the virus has hit the U.S and schools have closed down for the winter. Once again Cardinal is hanging out at the West Furniture Store but something is amiss... Join Jack, Parker, and Cardinal as they figure out what's been happening and how to get Cardinal's friends back in this OVER 10K WORD sequel. Rankings (if that matters): #28 in covid-19 #41 in humorous #28 in coronavirus #54 in pandemic #4 in howdotagswork (sorta figured out how but not really) I literally made this because I was bored and thought why not.

The Art of Starting Over by AliasTummas1

Have you ever sunk so low that you actually felt relieved, knowing that it couldn't possibly get any worse? Well, I have... Many times. I lost everything. My family, my future, my home... I swore I would never depend on anyone ever again. And he swore nothing will ever tie him down. He told me he has ghosts. I told him I have fears. We agreed. We were eachother's impending death. And yet I fell for him, slowly and deeply, until I didn't know how to be without him. And he fed on me, gently and steadily, until he didn't know how to let me go. They said he'll never stay. Yet, here he is. I said my heart will never break. Yet, here I am. My name is Alison Lewis, and all I want is to start over. #thewattys2021 Shortlist and #FEATURED on Wattpad Chicklit, New Adult, Romance and Psychological Novel #official reading lists.

THE CARRIER by _N_U_A_N_C_E_

Join me on the trail of a virus unknown to mankind. Difficult in terms of detection yet adroit in transmission. The virus ultimately meets its carrier and suddenly ignites chaos. Even though this has never happened before; But can the carrier also be the cure? *Never judge a book by its cover. CLICK TO FIND OUT ********************************* MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS #10 - carrier out of 1.55k stories #917 - humour out of 34k stories #160 - politics out of 8.44k stories #121 - virus out of 7k stories #94 - disease out of 6.79k stories ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~SNIPPET~ I then retrieve the keys to my grey Lamborghini Veneno, mentally picturing my sweet ride to school. I open the front door breathing in some fresh air while chanting positive vibes. (Today's going to be splendid. Nightmares can't ruin your day, never have and never will.) Just as I'm about to step out, I hear a masculine voice. "Good to see you, neighbour." I cringe. (oh no!)

my (boring) lockdown diary by lenalopslolipops_

Want to be taken back to quarantine in 2020? No? Well, I don't blame you ;) But if you're interested in reading the random ramblings of a very bored 16 year old during covid, then look no further! Original description: This is my coronavirus lockdown diary thingy so... yeah. Read it! (Only if you want to, though.) But if you do I'll give you a biscuit.

Purposefully Accidental: The Interlude by numbereddays

I'd dreamed of weddings before, in my youth; and in every scenario, I had always thought it to be the happiest day in my life: surrounded by my closest friends and family and laughing in my gorgeous white dress with flowers in my hair. Not like this: nauseous from cancer-fighting chemicals and wearing a cheap thrifted dress that I'd worn to an orientation week party, my hair thinning and unkempt. We returned home as husband-and-wife. I was Hannah Archer now. It didn't sound right to my ears. Or: It was 2020 and Hannah Taylors' whole world was crashing down around her. --- An companion piece to Purposefully Accidental; contains major spoilers. - - DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T READ PURPOSEFULLY ACCIDENTAL - -

Lockdown on London Lane [PUBLISHED w/ WATTPAD BOOKS] by Reekles

***Published in the US with Wattpad Books and in the UK under the title 'LOVE, LOCKED DOWN' -- out now in ebook and paperback, and also audiobook in the UK!*** When the London Lane apartment block is put on lockdown, its residents are in for a whirlwind week. Imogen's stuck living with a one-night-stand in Number 14, and has to face the reality that maybe it's time to grow up. Upstairs, Isla and Danny are still in their honeymoon period, and this could make or break their new relationship; meanwhile, Zach and Serena's steady relationship is on tenterhooks, and pineapple on pizza might actually be the last straw. At Number 22, Olivia's Maid of Honour duties are really pushing her to the edge as a wedding-planning weekend has turned into an entire week... And speaking of weddings, this whole thing has made Ethan realise he wants to spend the rest of his life with Charlotte - if only he can surprise her with the perfect proposal. Follow these five stories of twenty-somethings through their week of quarantine, where romances will blossom, friendships fracture, and relationships are forged that could last a lifetime. Disclaimer: This is a fictionalised and dramatised story inspired by real events that are happening right now. For the most up-to-date FACTS on Covid, you can check out https://support.wattpad.com/hc/en-us/articles/360040903132-A-message-about-COVID-19

Kidnapped Hearts | ✓ by iosonofarfallalunare

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐠, 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨. 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭? 𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐠𝐨... 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡, 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬... 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫?

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there's more to it earth cover

The Delta Disaster cover

The Art of Starting Over cover

THE CARRIER cover

my (boring) lockdown diary cover

Purposefully Accidental: The Interlude cover

Lockdown on London Lane [PUBLISHED w/ WATTPAD BOOKS] cover

Kidnapped Hearts | ✓ cover

there's more to it earth

I was going to the liquor store with my mom to pick me up some white whine, dad somr rum and for mum ultra light beer.... not that we are alcoholics. But we like a good taste in the yap every once in a while. We had.....my mom anf i had to wait in a what would be a short line up but with social distancing it was a big line. It was a nice spring morning in which the sun was out and the my eyes detracted from the vitamin d to a house that had on its roof saying "soap =hope". No joke and i was so taking by it that i had to talk awalk to go capture the sight in which was on said house's roof. I also started my warm weather photohraphy which is photography that i take during the spring, summer and autumn months. It was nice to to walk without a car hindering you..... or snow. That is ehat i like about early spring, hope. And that sings was a good fuck you to the virus thats has pissed and is still pissing people off and worring them. I then heard on the news that kids children and teens were comitting suicide because this covid shit..... and this i havd to say to anyone who is feeling crappy at this time and want to commit suicide, do what i just did, get the fuck out of the house .....take you camera or phone and take pictures of random things that catch your eye as you walk. You dont have to visit a friend to be eith them either. It might seem pissy, but it will pass, it is not eorth your life. Remember soap = hope. noticed on Instagram on Amazon as ebook and paper back * please rate kindly on goodreads*