Shakespeare Never Knew Us

There is not much to know. Except maybe a few things:
One- My name is Juliet.
Two- Romeo can just go get run over by a goat. I hate him.
Three- My two best friends are the only things keeping me from finding a goat to run the Evil in the second note over with.
Four: Nothing will ever be the same after this year. Who said magic wasn't real?

Fifth and most importantly: Shakespeare never knew us that's for sure.