Fucking with the Wrong People(BTS×Lisa Manoban mafia/One Shots)

Jin-"What do you want for dinner?"

Lisa-"Your loveee oppaaa"

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Yoongi-"If I were a cat, I'd spend all my nine life's with you"

Lisa-"But aren't you already a cat?"

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Hobi-"I want skittles"

Lisa-"My lips taste like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?"

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Namjoon-"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Lisa-"Well if it were up to me, I'd stalk you"

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Jimin-"Being a guy sucks"

Lisa-"Being my guy wouldn't suck"

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Taehyung-"I'd like to be a gardener"

Lisa-"If I was a gardener I'd put our tulips together"

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Jungkook-"Why are you looking at me?"

Lisa-"Something's wrong with my eyes, I just can't seem to get them off you"

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BTS-"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

Lisa-"No cuz I dug my way up fro-"

BTS-"You are our angel no matter what"

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OK so this is FLUFF. I don't do smut anymore I am sorry, request's are open but no smut or anything

Like I have said, I am a new writer so if you have any improvements for me please I will listen with open ears and I will be thankful because I really want to improve but if you are going to be rude then please keep it to yourself but like I said I am new and I am human I will make mistakes so please tell me but I am sorry for if there are any spelling mistakes. I try not to make any by reading it over and over again but some of them just pass my eyes so yea thanks for reading and enjoy. And all hate comments will be deleted.

And I just want to put this out there, I am slow with updates and if you want to request please go right ahead, and this book will NOT be edited so if you see any spelling mistakes you can fix it, English is not my first language.