Just Fucking Kermit the Frog Memes

Just Fucking Kermit the Frog Memes

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Last published Wed, Mar 25, 2020

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Im dumb and bored and Kermit makes me happy. 🐸I don't own anything related to Kermit🐸

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***DISCONTINUED*** 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀...𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸...
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He's a silly guy. Some romantical stuff, some sad stuff, and even just being friends. I don't know what I'm doing honestly. If these are trash, they're trash, but at least I have fun writing them! I do not own, the cover, the characters, or Onepiece.
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(mini series) 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤!! "𝐖𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐖𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞". ~ 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 "𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬, 𝐢𝐟 𝐰𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮𝐬. 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮𝐬". ~ 𝐌𝐚𝐲𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐈𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥. 𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚, 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 (𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥)
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𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙖𝙠𝙨𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙑𝙞𝙙𝙝𝙞 𝙀𝙣𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙭 𝙈𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝘽𝙖𝙙𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙢𝙡 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙃𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩, 𝙗𝙤𝙩𝙝 𝙛𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙖𝙠𝙨𝙝 𝙍𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮... 𝙑𝙞𝙙𝙝𝙞 𝙎𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙢𝙖𝙛𝙞𝙖 𝙗𝙤𝙨𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝙝𝙞𝙢.. 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙝𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝘼𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚
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|𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲| /𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻/ 𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻'𝘀 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗮𝗹𝗳, 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗮 "𝗺𝗶𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗹."
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𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨 𝙨𝙤... (mature because of mild profanity!! and MAYBE a kiss here and there) idk 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙣𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙡 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙙, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙚, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘽𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙮-𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙣𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙗𝙤𝙧. 𝙮𝙚𝙩.... 𝙒𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘼𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙖 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙙, 𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙢. 𝙏𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙢 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙯𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧, 𝐭𝐡
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"He's Ok." Because having the hots for a friend's boyfriend is just plain rude.
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ONLY HUMAN | mariah the scientist

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