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The Lemons Life Gave Us

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On Me:

Hi!

I actually don't even know what I'm doing right now.
I know I want to start a blog, but I don't know what to do next. Do I, like, write about a social issue? My life? My social life? My life issues?
I guess I should write about me.

1. My name is Dee. It's not, but my real name is super dumb.
2. I'm, like, five one or something?
3. I live in Britain. We don't use feet as a measure.
4. I hate writing lists so much, but I've started this one already. My backspace key is a bit broken.
5. I'm bi. That's bi-sexual for anyone who doesn't know. Attracted to more than one gender. Whoop whoop.
6. I've been told I look a bit like Brittany from Glee, but fat. Okay, the word used was 'bigger', but I can read subtext. Especially gay subtext (not that my size compared to Brittany S. Pierce was gay, but it was still slightly relevant). Also my hair is curly.
7. I have a lot of friends. That sounds like I'm showing off, and I kind of am. I have a tendency to show off.
8. I can't really think about anything else. Oh. Uh. Nine is my lucky number, so I need this list to be nine things long.
9. I love Brooklyn Nine-Nine. You can expect spoilers, memes and just in general constant references. If you want to talk to me, do it via b99 gifs.

Goodbi!

Dee xxxAll Rights Reserved

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To Second Chances [Craig x Tweek] by MNICTLWWMB

"You still haven't gotten over that?" "I don't think I ever will." Craig Tucker is a 18 year old boy. he's a senior in high school and has a small friend group. the group consists of two other 18 year olds named Tolkien Black and Clyde Donovan. He remembers only briefly being friends with a blond twitchy boy, but they stopped hanging out shortly after 4th grade. he's lost almost all the memory he had with him. sure, he sees him in school, but he never talks to him. it all changed after some kid passed Craig a note. he never knew what life had planned for him after that note. Before hand warnings: (There is no descriptive smut in this story) Sh Mentions of drugs Strong vocabulary(cuss words) Depression Mentions of anxiety BoyxBoy Erm..this story is very much a WATTPAD story. It has many quirks and may get a little cringe sometimes, but it's my first finished book so give it some slack.

Experiment by MeowChopper420

Not mature for the younger audiences. -------------------------------- I don't like explaining my books because when I do I tend to write out everything that happens, so I am just going to say that I come up with these horribly dark ideas and put them into books, of course these books may be sad, they may be horrible, and maybe even a bit sadistic, but in my mind they are badass, and I feel as if I should write them out. Of course they don't come out as I want them to but oh well you'll get the idea. I honestly think that they could be better but I had been told by my best friend that they are 'sadistically amazing' and that I should post them once they are finished, so meh. Yes, I know I happen to say this in each of my story descriptions but I truly do end up ruining the story if I write about it and I rather not go and spoil a book when I don't like it being done to me. There will be foul language, sexual content, some gay people, some stupidity, also some possible triggers, and most likely some grammar errors. So I'm just forewarning anyone that reads it. I also try to make each chapter 2000 words or more, I suppose if that isn't enough someone will eventually tell me so here you go. I get all of my pics from Google, so.... Hm hm Yeh. Also if by some chance someone does like my books and is inspired, at least message me before you steal the idea. Otherwise have fun and don't hate.

Lovesick (CREEK) by Lfanficwriter

craig Tucker has had is eye on the blonde kid tweek for a while, his friends Clyde has been noticing his off behavior and when he finds out he game him a little challenge I wrote this while listening to Weezer 😫 there really no triggers I can't think of there's going to be a little kissing but no smut at all also there in 8th grade, tweek is 13 and Craig is 13 and Craig is 5,6 and tweek is 5,5 there will a valentine day chapter I'm saying it because I love those chapters so if you do to your in the right spot and all the chapters are like a good length. also no fannon Craig and fannon tweek there just normal☠️ also Clyde and Craig are like besties in this that's it enjoy. also all art is mine so pls don't use it

9 Mile Season 1. Freshman Year by AliMarr

I started writing this my freshman year of high school, all the way back in 2004. I was fourteen. So obviously, the beginning kind of sucks. But I promise it gets better. I guess it's not really novel-esque, but hey, it's my story damn it and I dedicated my whole high school career to this thing. Yes,the names in this story are completely weird, but that is because the majority of the characters are actual people I know, myself included, therefore I have used code names, especially since not everything is true about these people. And also a lot of inside jokes, so if something does not make sense to you, that is probably why. Now I know I am not the best writer, as there have been a lot of pointless, and open story lines, but hey. This was all in good fun. And I am very proud of this story. At least some people think that it is interesting! And yes I have stolen a lot of storylines/quotes from Degrassi. That's because I was obsessed. I truly was. And yes, a lot of things are very unrealistic, but I have also edited the shit out of this story to get rid of some of the dumb stuff my young teenage self wrote. Maybe I could publish this, but would need a lot of editing, lol. Also the name 9 mile came from a dirty joke. If you really wanna know, ask me and I will tell you. So yeah, enjoy!:)

"Boyfrenemies" by teambroflovski

You've heard of frenemies...but boyfrenemies? Tweek Tweak and Craig Tucker aren't the best of friends. But suddenly their rage and anger towards each other turns to compassion and love for one another. How will this end? BTW THIS IS A SOUTH PARK FANFIC IK THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN BUT CREEK IS CANON BITCHES SO HA -Brooke

She | Chrissy Cunningham x reader by uwu-master-RK800

I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing but I'm totally winging it. (note: after writing the intro I've decided to make this story Inspired by a Dodie Clark song called she. I highly recommend listening to it as it will be the main theme of the story!! also it's a beautiful song with an amazing story!!) I've hardly seen any Chrissy x readers and it makes me sad as Chrissy is my favorite character! I simp for sure lol, anyways this is a femreader just a heads up! (TW: possible internalized homophobia, traumatic events, mention of eating disorders, homophobia, mentions of sex and sexualization (possible nsfw), mentions of religious trauma, depression (low self esteem), anxiety, swearing, homophobic slurs, mentions of suicide, mentions of murder, mentions of death) Intro: Chrissy Cunningham, the queen of Hawkins High, and cheerleader. We use to be friends in middle school, when my mom forced me to do cheer. She made me feel less weird, not like it matters, being a girl who likes girls makes me the schools, uh, scratch that, the TOWNS, outcast. Girls don't wanna be around me and guys try to "be the guy who fixes" me, if they don't sexualize the fact that I am gay. I love Chrissy, but she's the queen, and I'm just Y/N, the antichrist, the abomination, the outcast. Shes also straight and dating Jason, who she's too good for! she's sweet, and kind, and cares about those around her, while Jason is an asshole who bullies absolutely everyone who is different from the social norms. * * * she tastes like birthday cake, storytime, and fall........ but to her I taste of nothing at all.... -Dodie Clark * * *

Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

Hey, you! Yeah, you. Listen up, dude, because I don't have much time. Actually, I have a ton of time, I just don't feel like repeating myself. South Park is infested with zombies. Yeah, you heard me right. Shuffling around, undead, want to eat you zombies. I'm stuck as some kind of leader of a tiny crew of kids. I don't know what the hell I'm doing, but everyone else seems to think I do, so I guess we're going with that. In a few days the whole town went from being kinda nuts to completely chaotic. Why do people think I'm a good leader? Why'd all the adults leave? Where's literally half of my grade, they can't all be dead, can they? Why are we not allowed to leave South Park? Do they want us die? How long can we keep on living like this? Most importantly, why couldn't I have just gone with Tweek to the stupid bathroom? Now he's M.I.A. and it's my fault. Anyway, I hope maybe you can find some pleasure in reading this. I mean, I would probably get bored, but whatever floats your boat, dude. Gotta run. Clyde's throwing another fit because someone ate his Hot Pocket (Spoiler Alert, it was me). See ya later, stranger. -Craig **NOTE: the story is not written as journal entries by Craig, I just thought it would be a fun little bit to put as the hook. Apologies if it is misleading.** **ALSO NOTE: the mature content warning is for language, and language only. Well, and I suppose gore and violence, but that depends on what you define as gore and violence**

The New American Dream by midnight--vamp

"I see the world and it seems like I see it so differently than most other people. It makes me really angry most of the time. Especially since no one ever listens to me or what I've got to say. I try to express myself in so many different ways and no one sees it. When I sing a song people will only care about how the music sounds or how much I swore. If I paint, people will see the picture but not the meaning. It seems so obvious to me but everyone just seems to... close their eyes. Or at least shut off their brain. As if I see things they don't. But when they don't listen, how can I communicate that to them? It's so frustrating." Allie is a high school student and has big plans to make the world a better place. But her own head is pitting against her, throwing rocks in her path on a daily basis. Everything seems to be great for a while but what happens when her world suddenly comes crashing down around her? Can she ever recover? A coming-of-age story that deals with mental ilnesses, grief, first loves and family, briefly taps into the subject of religion and will likely enrapture you. Trigger warning: mental illnesses, self harm, death, dealing with grief, mentions of guns and gun control, mentions of cults, mentions of homophobia, dissociation. Names of bands, band members and song titles have been changed but at this point I want to credit mainly Palaye Royale, the band 'Homesick Soldiers' that is mentioned throughout is heavily based off them, but I'm sure if you're familiar with them you would have been able to tell that :)

Rain ( Tweek x Craig ) by bgbgbyvu

Tweek Tweak, a 17-year-old boy who just moved into South Park due to their parents expanding their business, has to go through another shitty school year. Not to mention he's obsessed with coffee, has attention deficit disorder (ADD) and is constantly freaking out. Craig Tucker, an 18-year-old boy who has a pretty decent life, besides the fact he doesn't give a fuck about anything or anyone. He feels like his life is plain, like what's the point if I'm going to do the same shit very day?? No one knows though, because he's meant to be this kid with no emotions. When the two meet, Craigs boring life becomes filled with drama. How will Creek respond to this?? Will they get closer or will they start a rivalry for each other? Smut: chapter 6, chapter 10 One sided Twenny Style Bendy Bunny Tyde Sorry if my English is bad-

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To Second Chances [Craig x Tweek]

"You still haven't gotten over that?" "I don't think I ever will." Craig Tucker is a 18 year old boy. he's a senior in high school and has a small friend group. the group consists of two other 18 year olds named Tolkien Black and Clyde Donovan. He remembers only briefly being friends with a blond twitchy boy, but they stopped hanging out shortly after 4th grade. he's lost almost all the memory he had with him. sure, he sees him in school, but he never talks to him. it all changed after some kid passed Craig a note. he never knew what life had planned for him after that note. Before hand warnings: (There is no descriptive smut in this story) Sh Mentions of drugs Strong vocabulary(cuss words) Depression Mentions of anxiety BoyxBoy Erm..this story is very much a WATTPAD story. It has many quirks and may get a little cringe sometimes, but it's my first finished book so give it some slack.