Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!
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To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote.
What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere!
How do you counter a novel full of plotholes?
Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense!
It shouldn't be working but the result?
Terrifying!
Long live holy creator Frozen Milk!
"Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?"
"Hello? System help?"
"System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host."
"%$@#!"
Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!!
Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear!
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Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos
Has elements of BL
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First book in the 'Scum Series'
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