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THE U.F.F (the united federation of felines)

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Reads 74
Votes 20
Parts 5
Time 7m

maryam_sheerani05

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Okie so how should I explain this to you hoomans this isn't a story for the light-hearted yes it is dark and gruesome but also has slight humor and cats so read at your own risk  i know you hoomans are simple-minded creatures so read this to educate yourself


Also note this is in first person form so don't get confused, this short story is about me writing a biography for the U.F.F 
read on to find out about them 








also note the picture in the cover is not mine I took it from google and edited it its by MediaFireAll Rights Reserved

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