Humour Me
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Last published Thu, Mar 26, 2020
I leaned forward, warming my hands by with the heat of the bonfire. Flames danced across the faces of those sitting on logs around me. I couldn't help but smile at the simplicity of it all and how I almost didn't even come tonight. Good thing Sam is as good of a persuader as she is.
A yawn escaped my mouth and I did my best to cover it with my one hand while the other checked the time on my phone. At the same moment, a feather light tough grazed my bare shoulder, so softly, yet firm enough to make my head spin to the side. I saw nothing.
I turned back to the fire with a scowl on my face. Just then I heard someone shout as a fight broke out between two seniors on the sandy beach not ten feet from where I sat.
But as I looked up, it wasn't the fight that had stolen my attention.
Two piercing blue eyes locked with mine from across the fire. A sly smirk lay plastered on his face as he raised an eyebrow in mock innocence.
I looked down, feeling the heat in my cheeks escalating. But my eyes were drawn back up to see that my mysterious admirer was no where in sight.
"Looking for someone?" asked a deep, husky voice from over my shoulder.
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