GRAND LINE HIGH SCHOOL-(ZoSanxSanjiccentricxSanji!fem)

Sora stared blankly at the moss head beside her, "Is this how it usually is with your... Crew? I haven't even got the gist with the whole crew thing in the school!"

"Have you read Harry Potter?" Nami asks.

"Have I read Harry Potter? Yes. I have read Harry Potter and are you saying that the whatever system that the school is going on right now is like the one's in Harry Potter but with different name versions?"

"Oh, we don't play with wands." Usopp exclaims.

"I know Long-Nose shut up. So in Harry Potter theirs are Houses, but in this school it is... Crews? And there are several different kinds of crew here. What is this? We are in the sea and we are pirates or something?"

"Our daily routine seems to be like it." Robin exclaims calmly.

Chopper nods, "Yeh but with no ships, or magic powers, or wands or anything that is superficial or considered fantasy!"

Sora has ber mouth open at that and pointed at Zoro, "But this algae uses three katanas to fight, Luffy can kill a person with a single punch to the face, Franky is a fucking cyborg, I got to admit Usopp has very sharp shooting skills but his inventions could kill anyone in plain sight and I am quite surprised he's still walking with us now and for God's sake Brook is like a walking stick but could do wonders and death by using any instruments, Chopper... do I have to explain? And Robin, I'd never go to her bad side and Nami I know you already stole 4 doars from my wallet, give it back to me."

Nami rolls her eyes with a smirk and involuntarily returns the money.

Don't worry there's plenty of ZoSan.
And Nakamaship.
And I am very sorry for the indecency if having Sanji as female and named after his mother... oh, gosh i have deeply sinned and I know it.
So Sanji's name here is Sora Baratie. Stick till the very end cuz its gonna get spicy!