the prince of denmark is alive, and tired as all hell

Hamlet's barely manged to escape excution in England, but that's the least of his problems. now in Scotland and accompanied by Fortinbras of Norway, our favourite diaster prince has to get back to Denmark and not get murdered in the process.
but Hamlet's not the only one stuggling, both Horatio and Ophelia find themselves targeted by the new king's men and are forced to leave Elsinore. Laertes is thrust into the plot agaisnt Claudias by his sister's... wife?
what will become of our beloved diaster children? only time and my incredibly short attention span will tell.
basically everyone is gay exept for Claudius and Gertrude. maybe some nsfw but who knows? not me certainly. margret is ophelia's wife who i made up, more info on her on my tumblr page