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Somnambulisme lucide

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absurde chat dieu disparition drôle epistolaire humain humains lettre lettres philosophie réalisme survie

Une femme se réveille un jour dans un monde vidé de tous les humains tandis qu'un chat pratiquant le verlan parle philosophie avec Dieu transformé en yaourtière.

Le réalisme côtoie l'absurde dans cette nouvelle.

Consignes d'écriture : 
- Votre chat parle désormais en verlan
- Trucs pas narratifs (ex : liste de courses), histoire avec éléments du quotidien
- Dieu est en fait une yaourtière
- Format épistolaire
- À votre réveil, tous les humains semblent avoir disparuAll Rights Reserved

absurde chat dieu disparition drôle epistolaire humain humains lettre lettres philosophie réalisme survie

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After being spontaneously transported to the My Hero Academia world, (Y/n) finds herself becoming closer to the characters that live there. She quickly learns how strong their friendship is through planned attacks from the League of Villains and soon she must understand that there's much about her own life that she doesn't know. -- an x reader following your journey with class 1-A! !!CONTAINS!! Cursing 1st person/ female pronouns. POV changes Multiple Love Interests (todoroki, bakugo, midoriya, and i'll be adding a shinso ending!) NO lemons/smuts Slight Angst? Crack, and it's mostly comedy. -- This probably won't be updated again. Thank you for all of the support and I'm sorry! (Cover by me)

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𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐘𝐨𝐮 [𝘴. 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘪] by Miss_Rosario

"𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞." where y/n finds herself as the personal assistant of an overworked pro-hero. [Todoroki x Fem Reader] - [Aged Up] »----------✄ [Disclaimer: Characters belong to Kohei Horikoshi; I own only the fanfic storyline] »----------✄ #1 - #todorokishoto (15/07/2025) #1 - #todorokixfemreader (15/07/2025) #2 - #todorokishouto (18/11/2024) #2 - #shouto (18/03/2025) #3 - #shotoxreader (04/06/2024) #6 - #bokunoheroacademia (24/06/2024) #10 - #todorokixreader (05/05/2025) #13 - #comedy-romance (23/03/2025) #15 - #shoto (04/10/2025) #85 - #anime (24/03/2025)

"My Little Monster~"|| Selever X Reader [DISCONTINUED] by lazyazz_bijj

Hello! This is my first book so there will probably be some Errors but i'll try my best to fix it. Also English is not my native language so pardon my bad grammar😅😅😅 . Anyway here are some keywords: (Y/N) = Your Name (L/N) = Last Name (H/C) = Hair Colour (H/L) = Hair Length (F/C) = Favourite Colour (S/F/C) = Second Favourite Colour (F/F) = Favorite Food (F/D) = Favourite Drink (F/S) =Favourite Sweet (B/N) = Brother's Name (M/N) = Mother's Name (F/N) = Father's Name __________________________________________________________________________________ You're on college btw and (Y/N) is female. here's a peek at my book. _________________________________________It was a sunday morning and you were making lunch for you and you're roommates. Suddenly you got a call from the headmaster saying that you and your roommates would be having a new roommate and that they would be arriving after lunch. ~Time Skip~ You were playing video games on the couch when you heard a knock on the door. You were confused on why there were knocking on the door because it was Sunday and most of the students were out doing god knows what. Then you suddenly remembered that the headmaster told you that you were having a new roommate today. You opened the door and you see a cute half human half demon boy. "Oh! You must be our new roommate. Nice to meet you, My name's (Y/N) (L/N)." You introduced yourself. "Sup cutie. The names Selever nice to meet you." ............... That's all folks! If you want more of this story, I suggest you read this book. Edit: Just a fair warning. Some chapters may have been jumbled Because of an error so please check the chapters before you read them please.

Friend Request || BNHA textfic by mxmxbird

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bitch - k.bakugou by cymbrr

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Y/N is the newest exchange student coming for some summer classes at UA and boy is she fired up! Ready for new horizons and friends,she isn't exactly thrilled to meet Bakugo Katsuki. A total jerk who seems to have it out for her...but is that really what's going on? _ This is a My Hero Academia fan fiction and all characters (except reader lol) belong to the amazing Kohei Horikoshi! Each chapter usually has about 1,000 words so it's kinda long {COMPLETED FOR NOW!!} If people want more then I'll gladly reopen this back up and keep writing! I might end up doing that anyways but I'm not sure! Will include angst, lemon/sexy times, and probably some well needed fluff.

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(l/n) (y/n), a very hostile girl whom despised everyone and everyone despised her. izuku midoriya, a very sweet boy who was popular with his classmates, oddly developed a crush for this cruel female. it was quite perplexing due to their many differences. it would be difficult, however he didn't care. he would break through her tough outer exterior and make her his. •*•*•*•*•*•*•*•*• (#3 of izukumidoriyaxreader 05/6/20) (#2 of izukumidoriyaxreader 05/9/20) (#6 of intimidation 05/11/20) (#13 of dekuxreader 6/3/20) (#3 of dekuxreader 6/7/20) (#2 of dekuxreader 6/8/20) (#1 of dekuxreader 6/20/20) (#1 of izukumidoriyaxreader 6/20/20) started- january 2020 completed- 04/29/20 unedited apologies for grammatical errors.

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