Yours Sincerely, Clumsy
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"I don't do clichés and I don't want my story to be one. So tell me now, Gucci boy. What do you want?"
"Help."
Katherine Waetford used to have only one issue associated with the multi-coloured image that is her life, and that is an extraordinary case of Coordination Deficiency Syndrome; a.k.a. probably clumsy.
There is nothing on the planet and beyond that can save her feet from tripping, elbows from connecting with painful edges, hair from flirting with places it shouldn't (and resulting in instant hair loss). She is a reckless force incapable of exhibiting enough self-care to last a day without bruises but...
It is only one drawback though; why complain?
Then a second problem by the name of Zachary McHottie Brymer enters her life.
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created: 27th March, 2020
completed: 25th May, 2020
scheduled for a rewrite soon + sequel posted on another site!
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