Tomatoes And Boredom
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Last published Tue, Aug 19, 2014
Sherlock being bored which results in him and John having a food fight. That's basically it. Yup, I was really bored when I wrote this but I regret nothing!
Written as Sherlock&John Friendship (I'm not really into slash, but that's because I don't like romance in general) but read it however you want ;)
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