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Killer Smile

Reads 5,901
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Parts 6
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Reads 5,901
Votes 221
Parts 6
Time 37m

comedy crime funny hilarious humour killer mystery romance smile supernatural twist vampire wickedly

A wickedly funny comedy romance, with a supernatural twist. 
Oh, and that blood on the cover... it's really jam, kiddies... trust me 
<evil laugh>... no really... It's rated G okay?

Butttt.... my sense of humour runs a little wild. This is my very first story on Wattpad, as well as my very 1st attempt at writing romance... In class, I met a very famous romance author who dared me to have a go at romance... but since I usually love crime, mystery, supernatural and fantasy... I decided it was play time, and anything goes... almost.All Rights Reserved

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Also checkout BOOK 2 BOOK 1 "If this is going to work I think we should introduce ourselves. For a moment there I almost forgot my manners. How rude would that be? Beatam me mortem. Sorry," chuckles, " Latin always seems to slip out," sighs, "In simpler terms call me death." The first day of 18 year old Wilson having a job ever and being a detective starts off with a psycho path girl with a skull outline drawn on her face going down to her neck claiming to be death. Trying to figure her out he finds him self questioning life in general. Seeing her insane personality there is one question left on the table no one thought would come to mind. Especially in this reality of theirs. Can she really be death? [ NOTE: Mature level is on because of descriptive violence ] (COMPLETED BUT THERE IS SMALL EDITING TO CHECK FOR SPELLING ERRORS)