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Killer Smile

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Reads 5,892
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Parts 6
Time 37m

comedy crime funny hilarious humour killer mystery romance smile supernatural twist vampire wickedly

A wickedly funny comedy romance, with a supernatural twist. 
Oh, and that blood on the cover... it's really jam, kiddies... trust me 
<evil laugh>... no really... It's rated G okay?

Butttt.... my sense of humour runs a little wild. This is my very first story on Wattpad, as well as my very 1st attempt at writing romance... In class, I met a very famous romance author who dared me to have a go at romance... but since I usually love crime, mystery, supernatural and fantasy... I decided it was play time, and anything goes... almost.All Rights Reserved

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The Lost Hybrid (Completed) by Silaraphina32

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