Diary of a Crazy Nigerian
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Last published Fri, May 15, 2020
Diary of a Crazy Nigerian
Blurb
It's a known fact that most Nigerians are crazy. Ironically speaking, they have a crazy sense of humour and are able to make most people around them smile even when down.
It's also a known fact to those in Nigeria that anyone from Warri is a mixture of trouble and crazy humour.
Elo is an Isoko girl who lives in Warri. A final year student in the university of Delta State generally known as DELSU but it so happens that she had an online friend from the same country but, he has never stepped foot into his homeland.
When Elo finds out he's coming to Nigeria, she invites him to her side and is hellbent on showing him the wonders of the Naija way which unfortunately involves speaking the popular Naija language- gladly known as Pidgin.
What happens when you have a Correct wafi girl teaching someone the wonders of 'Nigerians'?
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