Hetalia CrackFic!

Hetalia CrackFic!

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Complete Sun, Sep 30, 2012<5 mins

america canada countries crazy england

A random crackfic which just popped into my mind during a period of boredom. :) WARNING: If you don't like crackfics, I would advise you to turn around right now!

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