Edward Cullen has seen some shit. After his entire family is murdered by Dora the Explorer and her accomplice Boots, Edward is taken in by his adoptive mother Kanye West. While you'd think finding a new home would be good, it is anything but. After Kanye comes home one night to find Edward singing along to "My Heart Will go On" she loses it. Edward thinks he is done for, still only a junior in highschool, alone and afraid, he doesn't know where to turn. That all changes when Kanye tells him that he has been sold to none other than the boy band sensation One Direction. Prepare for love, passion, romance, betrayal, heartbreak, and danger in this new story.