Lemon Demon, Spirit Phone, Track 14. (DirkHal, Pesterquest.)

(Written March 29th, 2020.)

I made the cover for this on my phone so it's gross, and the title is relevant but incredibly ham-fisted, sorry. Anyway points of interest about this-

-Spiral Of Ants isn't even the best Lemon Demon song for DirkHal, its Two Trucks. I don't know why I went with it. Maybe because I haven't titled something seriously in a year.

-I am incredibly excited for Dirk's Pesterquest route, and I could not take holding all my theories and hype in anymore. This is a dumb idea I had for a potential bad end to Dirk's route, since AR would totally meddle with MSPAR. (Given that the route is coming out on April Fools, he probably WILL mess with us, which would be great- or Ultimate!Dirk/Bro will mess with us, which... would be annoying.)

-I wrote this in 5 hours on my phone at 2am, so there's gonna be some weird stuff, pacing and grammar-wise. Please tell me if you see something weird. I've reread this about five times now, and I just can't take reading my own writing anymore :)))

-It's written from MSPAR's POV, so second person format.

-Anyway content warnings for thoughts of murder, codependency, hypnotism (Though it's a theme of the writing, not actual hypnotism), A few gross jokes, but they're typical for Homestuck, and an almost excessive amount of strong language.

Not sure what else to mention, and I'm not even sure that content warnings should go in the description. It seems like they should so I'm doing it anyway. This is like, a 55% serious fanfiction, and I wrote it ENTIRELY on mobile. (I'll edit it if I need to!)

IMPORTANT!- Dirk and AR are not brothers, don't think of each other as brothers, and are similarly NOT RELATED all across the board in this fanfiction. Please do not assume or imply otherwise. If Pesterquest makes them call each other brothers, I'm invoking my rights to calling "not canon" on it, because that's a thing you can do to Homestuck.

Anyway, enjoy!