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The Big Book of Ambiguity (AKA The Book That'll Make Syashia Lose Her Marbles)

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If @XsyashiasX hasn't lost them already.

And I get it, I mean... marbles can be extremely hard to relocate.

I mean, they're small and often times transparent so once you find one, suddenly you're neglecting the possibility that there are others around it, therefore stepping on ANOTHER one, rolling your ankle as it rolls away, probably under who knows where in your house, and then you will have lost them AGAIN.

Tough shit, really.

I had some marbles before when I was really young and I lost them. Probably explains why I'm lunatic enough to write this book.

And maybe...

JUST maybe....

You're MORE lunatic than me if you choose to read this.

😜



(Also, did you notice the marble print for the cover? That was on purpose.)All Rights Reserved

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