My Life with Overly-Attached Mobs: A Minecraft Story

Author's Note: Well folks, I decided to write this as a weird kind of balance to my other story, Galaxy of Monsters. This tale will be mostly lighthearted, comedic, and intended to put a smile on your face. It will be short compared to GoM as well, because that story is a higher priority of mine. This is just a fun distraction to break off from the doom and gloom that I normally write. Think of this as a Minecraft equivalent to Monster Musume, but cleaner and safe for most audiences.

Credit goes to Mojang for creating Minecraft and the artist AT2 for creating the human mob characters.

Description: The last human in the Overworld loved his life before he got the mysterious "mob talker" from a wandering trader. He decided to test it out on a normal Creeper, only to discover that it transformed them into humanoid versions of themselves. Now, what seemed like a powerful item has become a curse as the altered mobs vie for his attention. How will our hero react to the sudden changes in his life?