"Rules you should know, 1: No stealing from the office. 2: No excuses for missing work. 3: No missing work 4: the most important rule, absolutely no dating or any sort of sexual contact in the office," He stood up infront of us new workers in the building. "Got it?" We all nodded yes and went to our little office cubes, "Man... why does he have to be so strict..."
"I know right," A dark brown headed man with a beard looked over my cubicle, "I would love to date you."
I blinked, "What?"
"Here's my number, if you wanna have kinky sex in my kitchen," He dropped his number on my desk and went back down. Why the fuck..?
I looked at it:
James 420-6996. Call whenever ;)
I rolled my eyes at the paper, I threw the paper in trashcan and went on my computer to do some work, "Asshole..."