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I think I have had a very interesting life. Now I am 73 years old and I no longer work. I was in the army for 51 years. I retired when I was 69 years old. I have been to many countries that I cannot remember at all. I have been to Australia six or seven times and South Africa three times. I have also been once in Russia, but I do not like it very cold for me, I have been in Mexico where I had a sexy Mexica but I exercise I am sent by some tacobell tacos I have had a dog called machete at that time but the canijo I was bitten and my arm was knotted now I do not remember my arm I remember that I had a beautiful tattoo of an eagle that they also made in USA. once it happened to me that a strange guy wanted to sell me a poster of bts but me too. I had anbre so I set it and ate it I also remember that the taste of the face of the members of bts tasted like paper and I was so choked so they had to take me to the hospital  I have been in Japan so I don't know if the coronavirus has already hit me, but nothing happens because in Angangeo I became immune as poor because nothing more than the rich people get lice in those days my machete dog helped me hunt in Russia a few raccoons but they bit the machete and I took it to the dog hospital and I was waiting until the machete walked towards me and they told me that I only had a fart crossed I have been eating a lot. So I'm farting now I'm fat and happyAll Rights Reserved

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Curvaceous Not Fat ni Nisha-Shate

Not many take pride in their weight, but I do. I'm a size sixteen, 44DD, and an ass most wish they had. I'm beautiful with long, dark hair flowing down my back. My tits doesn't sag, my ass doesn't sag and I have clear skin. What would I have to feel bad about? Don't get me wrong at one point I did feel bad. Wouldn't you if you were constantly called fat? Thanks to six of the best friends you could ask for I know what to say when people call me fat. "Hey Allison, you fat ass." Says Cynthia as she walks past me laughing with her clones right alongside if her. I turn and glare at her. "Hey Cynthia, I'm curvaceous not fat. Get it right." The silence is golden. I smile as I stuff the rest of my stuff into my locker and walk to homeroom to meet with my friends. *Characters: Allision Ja'hara Dave Austin Justin Brad Ashton* Have you ever felt like you didn't belong? What can you do when it seems like everyone hates you? How do you take being redicule? You turn the negatives into positives. So what you can't wear the sizes 0-5. Let them have it. Embrace the skin you in. Baby you're curvaceous, not fat. Never forget that. Most of the time people can change, but not everyone. Some will always think they're better then rest. No matter how big or how small someone is, words can be hurtful. No one can change overnight. One day you might be the bully and the next you are the victim. Be careful what you do and say because karma will get you, and it will hurt.

The Altered. ni _fiinch_

guys please don't read this anymore lmao i write totally differently now💋 _________________ In a future where humans are genetically modified -- 'altered' -- at the age of sixteen, the world has been, until now, a safe place. Without changing a person's personality, undergoing the Alteration perfects their appearance, IQ, and even their immunity to diseases. No human passes the age of sixteen without being Altered. In the blink of an eye, things change. An ominous message is sent out to all of those below the age of sixteen, providing precise instructions that suggest they flee. Simultaneously, a deadly virus starts to spread all about the world, attacking only the Altered -- every human over the age of sixteen. The virus eats at the modified human brain, and soon the Unaltered begin to realise that the Altered are losing their minds. Home is no longer safe. Friends and family turn on one another, losing control of their own minds and bodies. The Unaltered aren't safe. Even if the virus isn't attacking them, the ones with the virus are. Set on a pristine, futuristic Earth, this is the apocalypse like you've never seen it before. (Rated mature for graphic depictions of violence and mild language.) Banner credit to @itsnothardtodreamx 1st Place winner in the 2020 Spring Awards! Runner up in the 2020 Harmony Awards! 2nd place in the Belle Amé Awards 2020! [This piece was originally for the Open Novella Contest 2020, but has now surpassed the length of a novella and is a novel.]

𝕳𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖘, 𝕳𝖚𝖍 ni Strawbeary-Loaf

ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ᴍᴇʀᴍᴀɴ x ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ -------- WARNING BEFORE YOU READ #2 mermaids 20200606 #4 fan made 20200605 #8 humans 20200605 #22 Obsession 20200605 #1 fish 20220630 !!!!UNDER SOME HEAVY EDITING!!!! -Swearing -inappropriateness of the human body -sexual theme or content -maybe a lemon or maybe a whole lot -auctioning up -18+ mind to read this "375 gold coins for this pretty little fishy" a tradesman shouts out as there was a whole crowd surrounding the pretty artificial who was scared to death. Y/n was walking down the street going to see her dad when she sees the auction on a dumb fish girl. 'Who would want her' she thought as she took a step away from the area Until a firm shout was called out of the crowd "5...hundred gold coins" he raised his hand while female turns around to see his bagged money already in the tradesman's hand. He pushes the container to him with the girl, screaming. She grins at this stupid idea and ran off "This is stupid, Y/n" She gather her crew to sent sail in a couple of minutes. She pulls one of her excitement smile on for the crowd to see. "I know, but it could help us with mother's sickness" She steers away off the deck and into the ocean with her crewmen scattering around her "What if you don't come back" Y/n peered down slowly to see the necklace with a piece of diamond tied around it, she looks back up clutching it with one hand. "I promise I'll come back" ---- "Come look, boss!" Joey came running into my room as I got up ASAP. I could see my mother already getting the treatment she needs for sickness to go away, but what if it was a false alarm as usual. I took slowest time ever because I been through this a multiple times. I emerged myself out in the open, squinting my eyes for the sun to hit my face immediately. I crouched down to the thing that got captured in our net, I adjust my eyes and a huge smile came onto my face. "It's a fish man" Created of the wallpape

SEVEN DAYS ni Estyshawl

"What colour of panties are you wearing?" "Excuse me?" She countered "I won't repeat the question again" "Red. They're red" she swallowed "Reach below your gown. Pull it. And hand it over to me" "Why would you want it? It's just a piece of material" she faltered. "They're yours. I want it simply because they're yours. You're aroused. So they're wet. They're going to be soaked with your juices. The very essence of you. I'm going to sniff it, lick it, all the while imagining that it's you, torturing myself until Saturday. The day I fuck you" ~♦||•♦•||♦~ In this erotic romance, Raven Edens is forced to accept an offer, to save her family's life. She's been a good girl her whole life, always took responsibility, always did what was right. Until the day she finds out, her father sold her family to the devil. literally. And she's the one who has to pay. These men were rich, ruthless, and fucking dangerous. If they wanted, they could make her entire family disappear from the face of the Earth. And to pay off her family's debts, she must give herself to the master, for 7 days, for he and the whole bloody organization to do whatever they wanted with her. seemed a small price to pay, for the billions her father owed right? but does she come out of this, the same? 7 days of the utimate sins. carnality was welcomed. Nothing was shunned out. Every fantasy, every desire was fed, explored, and she was the meal. RAVEN EDENS: "7 days of the utmost sins. I'm terrified! I'm surrendering to the unknown. I've never done that before. I exist on control. And to unleash that to someone else, is devastating. I'm afraid my body's going to shatter, or war and say it has needs. I'm afraid I can't keep my body in a tight leash, and under control, after this. One thing's sure though. I'm never going to remain the same again. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT! & EXPLICIT SEX SCENES! (Also, there may be lots of swearing, sexual coercion & public sexual displays!)

The Alphas Mermaid ni khloe2346

The alphas mermaid I looked into the eyes of the alpha, his deep blue eyes you could get lost in. I was snapped out of my trance by being pulled by my brother. I looked at him confused untill I looked back at the alpha to see his eyes full of fury and being held by a beta and a pack worrier. "You are to weak to be my mate! You are a human! You will never succeed." He growled. I looked at him wide eyed.&nbsp;They don't know what&nbsp;and who we are, all I know is that the alpha wolf is my mate... I'm a mermaid, the last purple&nbsp;tailed mermaid and hunted by many, and I'm in hiding. I smiled and walked up to him changing my eyes to my bright purple and looking at him. "If you only knew" then I turned on my heels walking out of he school with my brothers in tow. ------------- Bryce is the next alpha of the Dark Moon pack. He is the player, the normal non-mated alpha. He has bright blue eyes and black hair. When he meets his mate he is outraged to find out that she is human....or so he thinks. Marine is not like every mermaid girl, she is special and due to her&nbsp;royal blood her and her brother have.&nbsp;They can&nbsp;shift from mermaid to human, but if they come in contact with water in human form they shift in a minute flat. But what happens when she meets the alpha and is her mate. He thinks she human?&nbsp; She's not. She is the last purple finned mermaid out there. She has many powers which include anything water or sea related. Will he find out her secret? Will he want her back?

Unknown To Me. |...Spider-Man/Peter Parker x Reader...| ni Author_J_

-still being edited- Hey, my name's Jasmine (or so I thought..) and here's my story as of.. well, right now actually- I live a normal life with my dad in a 2 bed apartment in Queens. I just moved here a few days ago but I've already managed to cause some trouble for the famous Spider-Man who protects this city. I mean.. It was mostly his fault every time we met so technically he's causing all the trouble but anyway- my life is being turned upside down more and more everyday I live here.. I get the feeling that something is about to happen... something good? Nahhhhh, probably not... But what if-?.. --~*~-- INCLUDES SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING AND SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Spider-Man and Peter Parker x reader? Yeah, Y/n's gettin all the guys😎 *a singular dude* -Please note!- In the beginning of this story your name will be Jasmine but after the first 5, I think, chapters it changes to Y/n. It wouldnt be an x reader if the character's name isnt Y/n 😂 also note, this story will be long (as in like 40 chapters) bc both Homecoming and Far From Home are in it:) thanks for reading! (I've finished the whole book and I might even put up a 'Next Step In Life' story for after everything is said and done.. The whole book is NOT posted yet because I have to re-edit a lot of things haha... ugh. But I do posts at least once a week and most of the time, more.) |-Disclaimer-| -I do not own any Marvel characters or any scenes from the movies that may be shown *written*. -I own all original work, please don't steal ideas 🙏🏻

Just the janitor | Yandere heroes x male reader ni Axe_InTheRogue

In a world of superpowered beings, it's natural some become heroes to try and better the world such as Scarlett the Bold, Janice the shield, Mary the healer, and the one everyone fawns over: Stardust. As cheesy as it is to say, "With great power comes with great responsibility." So they formed the hero's guild under the name: Justice. To keep not only themselves in check but any future heroes who come to take up the mantle of preserving peace and justice. And then there's you; No powers, no great feats of achievement. Just a regular person trying to go about his days worrying about the future rather than saving lives. After hearing your mother complain about your need to get a job after graduation, you come across an advertisement online that grabs your attention. Not knowing what the future has in store for you, we can only pray god will have mercy on your soul. -------------------------- Hey guys welcome back to another story I hopefully won't delete after a week again! I've got nothing else going on, and I'm seeing a lack of male reader yandere stories recently. The yandere tag is filled with girl stuff that I can't read lmao. Anyways, I've got basically nothing going on outside of work so expect frequent updates. Until I hit burnout, but we'll find out how it goes. But I do hope you enjoy this story! There are some warnings as it'll get dark, fairly quickly. Trigger warnings I guess could be: Torture, manipulation, gaslighting, love bombing, kidnapping, and a slight amount of gore. I'll update this as I add more chapters. #1 MaleReader 5/23/24 #1 Gaslighting 5/23/24 #1 Yanderegirl 5/23/24 #1 Hero 6/12/24

You don't know me ni You_Dont_Know_Me9374

⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️ Not for the faint of heart, I explore dark parts of my mind and unfurl them for your own enjoyment. All of these stories are true. You don't know me, and you're never going to. This is basically just a shitty diary of my life with very few details as to who I am, Don't want to scare you off. Feel free to read but I don't really care. I'm just a screwed up guy that everyone knows and nobody cares about really. If you can't tell I'll probably swear quite a bit in this so if you don't like that I'm sorry, but this really isn't a good read anyway it's just me complaining about the fact I still exist. Actually no, whilst I did start this to complain about my life, the stories are fluctuating, as I discover I am infact worthy of love, even I don't believe it at all times. I hope you enjoy my rantings. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️

They Call Me Daring ni GreenPastels

Let's get one thing straight here, I'm not a hero (I totally am, but I hear that these days being modest is in fashion or something, so I don't know man). I never planned on being a hero. It kind of just happened. Clark's the bigshot. The fame, the girls, the attention. Me? I'm just his loser younger brother. Another rich Trackerson kid, but that quiet one with no personality. I'm kidding. I'm funny. I promise. I have to be. The name's Liam. The apocalypse wasn't easy on anyone, but it was harder on some. We made it okay. My family lives in a mansion, and we basically run this town. I come from a line of famous zombie-hunters. Not me, though. I kind of suck. I was never supposed to get bitten. I'm running out of time. I'm turning, and it's happening fast. People are rising up, feuds are breaking out, the world is ending all over again; and it's all up to me to stop it. Or something. Crazy, right? Anyway, I've got to go. I guess the good part is, if they find out my secret-if they kill me-at least not many people are going to miss me. I just hope they get my name right. L-I-A-M. It's not hard. Please, for the love of humanity, remember my name. Whatever they call me after all this, remember my name.

Tom And Bill Kaulitz - ONE SHOTS ni tokioh0t31dalengdale

丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰 DISCONTINUED! Reason: I am so, sorry that I won't complete this, because I'm pretty much not sure if I can still keep-up, by making more chapters. And I'm really hoping that you guys understand that I'm pretty busy around these times of the year. And a lot has been happening and I'm not the type of person who can get things together even if I try. I know this reason is pretty stupid and because, of that I won't be writing. But, maybe I will write when I feel like I want to and if I have the time. Soo, yeah. Hope you guys understand! LOVE YOU ALL! 丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰 I'm really thankful for the people who read this book(Idk what to call it). And we are almost reaching 10k reads. OMG, when I made this book I didn't really think that it would get this far, and I can't even make up the words on how thankful I am to all of you! I love you guys so much! 丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰丰 This book is filled with smut or one shots based on Tom and Bill Kaulitz(just incase you dont know, they are twins and part of a German band called Tokio Hotel). And is a y/n story. 👩‍🍳👩‍🍳👩‍🍳 Please keep in mind that this is only a fanfic story and that most of the things I put here are absolutely NOT TRUE, and YES I know it's cringy and I would say it's true. But anyways ENJOY. 😍🤞💋 Just so you know I am NOT good with punctuation marks because I failed that in school so if my punctuation mark(s) looks off or weird you'll already know. 😃👍👍👍

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𝕳𝖚𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖘, 𝕳𝖚𝖍 cover

SEVEN DAYS cover

The Alphas Mermaid cover

Unknown To Me. |...Spider-Man/Peter Parker x Reader...| cover

Just the janitor | Yandere heroes x male reader cover

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Tom And Bill Kaulitz - ONE SHOTS cover

Curvaceous Not Fat

Not many take pride in their weight, but I do. I'm a size sixteen, 44DD, and an ass most wish they had. I'm beautiful with long, dark hair flowing down my back. My tits doesn't sag, my ass doesn't sag and I have clear skin. What would I have to feel bad about? Don't get me wrong at one point I did feel bad. Wouldn't you if you were constantly called fat? Thanks to six of the best friends you could ask for I know what to say when people call me fat. "Hey Allison, you fat ass." Says Cynthia as she walks past me laughing with her clones right alongside if her. I turn and glare at her. "Hey Cynthia, I'm curvaceous not fat. Get it right." The silence is golden. I smile as I stuff the rest of my stuff into my locker and walk to homeroom to meet with my friends. Characters: Allision Ja'hara Dave Austin Justin Brad Ashton Have you ever felt like you didn't belong? What can you do when it seems like everyone hates you? How do you take being redicule? You turn the negatives into positives. So what you can't wear the sizes 0-5. Let them have it. Embrace the skin you in. Baby you're curvaceous, not fat. Never forget that. Most of the time people can change, but not everyone. Some will always think they're better then rest. No matter how big or how small someone is, words can be hurtful. No one can change overnight. One day you might be the bully and the next you are the victim. Be careful what you do and say because karma will get you, and it will hurt.

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