Le Machete
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I think I have had a very interesting life. Now I am 73 years old and I no longer work. I was in the army for 51 years. I retired when I was 69 years old. I have been to many countries that I cannot remember at all. I have been to Australia six or seven times and South Africa three times. I have also been once in Russia, but I do not like it very cold for me, I have been in Mexico where I had a sexy Mexica but I exercise I am sent by some tacobell tacos I have had a dog called machete at that time but the canijo I was bitten and my arm was knotted now I do not remember my arm I remember that I had a beautiful tattoo of an eagle that they also made in USA. once it happened to me that a strange guy wanted to sell me a poster of bts but me too. I had anbre so I set it and ate it I also remember that the taste of the face of the members of bts tasted like paper and I was so choked so they had to take me to the hospital I have been in Japan so I don't know if the coronavirus has already hit me, but nothing happens because in Angangeo I became immune as poor because nothing more than the rich people get lice in those days my machete dog helped me hunt in Russia a few raccoons but they bit the machete and I took it to the dog hospital and I was waiting until the machete walked towards me and they told me that I only had a fart crossed I have been eating a lot. So I'm farting now I'm fat and happy
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