The words of Love

I mean I never have to say "I love you" in a romantic sense because my relationships never last. I am train-wreck, don't believe me, here is proof:
1.I live in a 2 bed apartment by myself (not even with a flatmate)
2.I am an aspiring writer who can't think of anything to write about (hence my mediocre blog that you are reading)
3.I am thirty-four years old and I am nowhere near where I expected to be, let alone where my parents expect me to be
4.I am severely under-achieving in comparison to my perfect little sister, Margaret, who is a married barrister with two perfect little girls and another on the the way, she juggles both a perfect family and an enviable career
5.I write a daily column in an unknown magazine about femininity