I, DEMON?!

your parents divorced, lucky you!
not only that, they left abroad, leaving the twelve-year-old you alone, boy you are lucky!
due to emotional trauma, your life deviates from it's normal course as you become an outsider in society, man you are lucky!
so, what does a lucky person like that do?
well, usually it ends with a rope, a high rooftop, or your father's .44 magnum, but you decided to be original;
Demon summoning.
what'll happen now?
will you survive?
will you be victorious after all of those battles?
and of course, will you be raped?
all and more, inside the book.

IMPORTANT NOTE:

THIS BOOK IS A WORK OF FICTION, AND A RESULT OF SOME LATE NIGHT READING, COMICS, AND BOREDOM, WHO TURNED IN TO INSPIRATION. ANY AND EVERY RELATION TO ANY DEMON, ANGEL, AND/OR HUMAN BEING IS COMPLETELY, UTTERLY, AND ABSOLUTELY, AND UNDOUBTEDLY, COINCIDENTAL, WEIRD, AND UNREASONABLE.
DO NOT BE OFFENDED IF YOU FIND THAT A NAME RESEMBLING YOURS HAS BEEN USED, CUZ I DO NOT KNOW YOU, OF YOU, ABOUT YOU, AND MEANT NO HARM.

THIS BOOK AND ALL RELATED TO IT IS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT, AND HAS NO RELATION WITH THE CURRENT REALITY.

I APOLOGIZE IF YOU WERE OFFENDED BY THE BOOK.

BUT THEN AGAIN, IF YOU WERE, THEN YOU HAD ONE TO MANY JOINTS, SO GET OFF MY CASE, CUZ THIS IS FICTION, AS IN NOT REAL.

NOW GTFO BEFORE I SEEK MY DOGS AT YOU!