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Oh god just kill me
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FrenchButthole
Ongoing, First published Mar 31, 2020
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This is a reader insert full of embarrassing situations because why the fuck not? Why am I doing this? I don't fucking know, but have fun being a dude stuck on a girl's wrestling team. Who knows, it might not be so bad. As long as they don't whip out a strap on.
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The Water Girl

23 parts Complete Mature

I'm the odd one out... the outsider... the water girl of the football team because I can't play any sports. Whenever I attempt to play sports, my two left feet hold me back. "Don't fucking touch me again, water girl. Now I'll have to scrub my arm until it bleeds to get your nastiness off." I'm not sure how I have been deemed the nasty girl in school, but it has been this way for a few years now. Thankfully, this is my last year at this school, then I am off to college, hopefully far away from here. I have sent in all my college applications and am just waiting for the right one to accept me. I look over at Marie when she says something else to me. Then my best friend pipes in, telling Marie to take her cheerleading ass on over to the jocks and get her pussy sucked and leave me alone. "God -Sydney, do you have to be so vulgar?" "Ah, River, don't start your good girl shit with me. One of us must show them assholes whose queen is around here, and it obviously will not be you."

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