Are jokes really HALF-MEANT?
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Started: August 21, 2014
Ended: August 24, 2015
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Matthew Simons is an entitled, possessive, incredibly rich and HOT. He would do everything to get what he wants especially the one that he loves. He saw Leila for the very first time but felt like it wasn't. He has seen every pretty woman around the world, but nobody has struck his heart like her beauty. While curiosity about this woman builds up, the more he feels like he'd known her for a long time or in his past life, that there's more deeper meaning into these electrifying feelings he's experiencing whenever Leila's close to him. Because Leila is fully committed to someone already, lalo syang nainfuriate. But because he's an asshole and impatient, for him, there's only one way to find out. CH12 "What do you want from me?" Lakas loob kong tanong ko sa kanya. "I want you to shut up and dance with me." He mumbled. His voice is so low and manly. Kasing baba ata ng boses ni thor! "Sa-sa CR why di-did you do that?" I asked, while trying to find Alvin. Palingon lingon ako sa paligid baka sakali. "Eyes on me lady or else--" His voice with authority. "Anu bang kailangan mo sa akin kilala ba kita? May nagawa ba ako sa'yo? Can you please let me go?!" Our face is too close but I still can't see his face because of his mask. "Malaki ang kailangan ko sayo and I will find out what it is." Ha???! This is confusing the shit out of me. I thought it's time to switch partner pero ayaw nya akong pakawalan!! Lahat ng mga tao ay ngswitch kami lang ang hindi! Nasan na ba ung fiancè ko! "You're not going anywhere. I'm not gonna let these boys touch you again." He smirked. Lalo nyang hinigpitan ang kamay nya sa baywang ko.
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