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Are You There God? It's Me Jeremy (Technical Difficulties)

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Parts 26
Time 2h 49m

bemorechill bmc brookelohst chloevalentine christinecanigula death gorewarning jakedillinger jennarolan jeremyheere jeresquip manipulation michaelmell minorcharacterdeath richgoranski squipemy technicaldifficulties thesquip

Jeremy hated thinking about that, because to be honest? He was as in the dark there as Squip was. He liked to say he would turn hero in those final moments and save everyone, be the White Knight he always dreamed of being, but let's face it. Jeremy was no hero, no Knight. He couldn't even be a good underdog. 

Jeremy was, and always will be, a selfish loser. 

He knew it from the moment he took that damn pill.

The zombie apocalypse (but not exactly) AU no one asked for :) (Gore warning!)All Rights Reserved

bemorechill bmc brookelohst chloevalentine christinecanigula death gorewarning jakedillinger jennarolan jeremyheere jeresquip manipulation michaelmell minorcharacterdeath richgoranski squipemy technicaldifficulties thesquip

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