"Wait, before you flip out and call the cops, let me explain. I accidentally broke into your apartment last night (he apologetically cringes) because my friend, Ashton, lives next door to you and I was in the area, drunk, and I thought I was climbing into the right window and falling asleep on the right couch (and I did wonder when Ash got a cat but I didn't question it). Dammit, I knew I should've questioned it. And now I'm hungover and shirtless in your living room. So um, hi, howya doin', I'm Luke. Luke Hemmings. You've a lovely couch, by the way"
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