Life lessons with my pet carrots | speech
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Complete Thu, Apr 2, 2020<5 mins
"I never had a pet before and this fact led to desperation that made me adopt, not one but two carrots."
A speech by KOOLPLUG that emphasizes the need of focusing on the future instead of dwelling in the past. A speech inspired by real incidents (unfortunately) completely untouched by exaggeration.
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