I shit you not
Queen_laziness_Zzz
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Queen_laziness_Zzz
Ongoing, First published Apr 03, 2020
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hey whores, did you miss me?


"no, go back in your cave and die please"

oh, you sound just like my mom! haha funny.....

your kidding right?


"no"
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