𝗕𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝘆'𝘀 𝗕𝗮𝗱 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 (𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻/𝗖𝗕𝗙𝗗 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆)

*CURRENTLY ON HIATUS*

After a night out of heavy drinking, Queen guitarist Brian May blacks out in the streets only to wake up in a strange place full of strange creatures. All he wants to do is go home but when he finds out that his beloved Red Special has been stolen by the evil king that rules the land that Brian is lost in, he sets out on a long and crazy journey determined to get back what is rightfully his. Along the way he meets an interesting scarecrow, encounters foul mouthed dung beetles from Liverpool, a giant Opera singing pile of literal poo, a trip back in time to the stone age, and among a bunch more other things, he must also help a race of squirrels defeat an army of evil German speaking tediz. Just how much weirder can this day get for the curly haired guitarist? Find out in Brian May's Bad Hair Day.

*Based off the coolest video game ever to be graced upon my generation on the Nintendo 64, Conker's Bad Fur Day. I own nothing but the idea.

This story is also Rated M for explicit language, violence, crude humor, and a bunch more weird shit. Enjoy. 😂😂😂😂