Why the DCEU is Better Than the MCU

As devoid as we are of a sentimental 13-foot chameleon with a rock collection, a hilariously overpowered fatty with an electric ax, or a sexist space thot with less brain cells than an easily butthurt Potterhead, we're the very definition of lit. From "Batman Begins" to "Birds of Prey" and beyond, we are the DCEU. Why the DCEU is vastly superior to the MCU. I mean of course, the reasons are practically limitless, so I'm limiting it to one or two hundred. Needless to say, a warning be issued to MCU snobs who may cry out in rage as their heads ring with newfound knowledge.