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- Parts 2
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Last published Sat, Apr 18, 2020
>you guys wanna play uno real quick and i can record it and go make it my upload tonight?
~i don't have uno, so go fuck off
>EVERYONE has uno dipshit. it came free with your fucking xbox
~i didn't get it; i have the oldest xbox /known/ to man
>no you don't; i bought mine on day one you fucking tard
~well, mine didn't have it
>YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO YOU FUCKIN DICK
~i DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKI-
>YOU HAVE UN O OO O OO
=*distant giggling*
~I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER
(now they're talking over eachother)
~I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE- I DON'T HAVE FUCKIN FOUR. I DON'T HAVE SIX, EIGHT, NINE, TEN-
>GO TO UNO ON THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE T'A DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER. it's a FUCKIN CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT
~-ELEVEN OF FUCKIN UNO
>YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING; IT'S FUCKIN UNO IT'S FREE
~I DON'T HAVE UNOoo
>IT'S UNO YOU FUCK
=is this going on YouTube later..?
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