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&gt;you guys wanna play uno real quick and i can record it and go make it my upload tonight?
~i don't have uno, so go fuck off
&gt;EVERYONE has uno dipshit. it came free with your fucking xbox 
~i didn't get it; i have the oldest xbox /known/ to man
&gt;no you don't; i bought mine on day one you fucking tard
~well, mine didn't have it
&gt;YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO YOU FUCKIN DICK
~i DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKI-
&gt;YOU HAVE UN O OO O OO 
=*distant giggling*
~I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER

(now they're talking over eachother)
~I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE- I DON'T HAVE FUCKIN FOUR. I DON'T HAVE SIX, EIGHT, NINE, TEN-
&gt;GO TO UNO ON THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE T'A DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE YOU DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER. it's a FUCKIN CARD GAME THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT

~-ELEVEN OF FUCKIN UNO
&gt;YOU DON'T KNOW A GODDAMN THING; IT'S FUCKIN UNO IT'S FREE
~I DON'T HAVE UNOoo
&gt;IT'S UNO YOU FUCK
=is this going on YouTube later..?All Rights Reserved

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