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OWN YOUR FART

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Reads 20,321
Votes 434
Parts 12
Time 8m

fart farts gás haiku poetry rant

Are you one of THOSE people who walk away from your own fart?

Do you leave foul smells in elevators and giggle as you leave?

Do you fart on your friends' pillow when they're in the bathroom?

Then this book's for you!All Rights Reserved

fart farts gás haiku poetry rant

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