El Cacto
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José Martinez is just you average middle aged immigrant...or is he? Is Janet Gibson a student at the college José is a janitor for who she says she is? And are we sure any of them are talking about a Literature textbook?
Follow 4 comedic misfits over the course of this hilarious play as each try to take the others out!
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