The Craziest Of Them All
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Amandla Jackson is just like any typical girl. With a big dream in mind and a desperate need to escape the constricting clutches of her overbearing family, she goes to America to get everything she ever dreamt of. They don't call America the 'Land of the Dreams' for nothing.
She travels to a foreign land with a very specific and detailed plan:
1) Get a Job
2) Make millions
3) Find Michael B Jordan
4) Blackmail him into marrying her
See, a very simple plan. Slightly crazy, but still a basic and simple plan. But as always, life has a way of twisting Amandla's plans upside down. Instead of being happily married and swimming in her millions, she gets kidnapped.
The sad thing is that the kidnappers have no idea who they just kidnapped...They kidnapped the craziest woman of them all.
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Now forced to live with her exceptionally rude, and irritatingly handsome kidnapper, follow Amandla's wild story of how she has a food fight with the most dangerous men in the underground drug ring, crashes a super car into an evil Mafia Lord's mansion and steals Beyoncé underwear.
This is a crazy tale of how an equally crazy girl got kidnapped.
⚠️ Mature Language
⚠️ The main character of this book is crazy stupid and is fearless at the worst possible time. She never thinks things through and is always getting herself into the weirdest situations.
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