Zodiac sign and birthday game Countryhumans

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countryhumans

Table of contents

Göt
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Who your best friend is
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Your enemy
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Third Reich or Soviet Union?
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
First kiss
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Birthday game 1
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Your potential lover (or not)
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Will Russia give you a hug?
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Who kisses you while he's drunk?
Mon, Apr 6, 2020
Bitch Lasagna or curry?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Tortillas or Hamburgers?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Birthday game 2
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Markiplier or Jacksepticeye?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Who takes you out on a date?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Vodka or whiskey?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Who will probably hate you
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Will Mexico share his tortillas with you?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Does America like you?
Tue, Apr 7, 2020
Who would invite you to a hangover?
Thu, Apr 9, 2020
Hentai or Pornhub?
Sun, Apr 12, 2020
Who steals your chicken nuggets?
Mon, Apr 13, 2020
Going shopping with...
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
Who shall pass the salt to you?
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
Would slap you for a dollar
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
Who wants to cook with you?
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
Tea or Russian water?
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
Slavic or European Country?
Sat, Apr 25, 2020
Goes to the karaoke bar with you
Mon, May 4, 2020
Will Germany give you money?
Tue, May 5, 2020
WWIII between...
Tue, May 5, 2020
Jam or honey?
Thu, May 14, 2020
Will America give you a dik-dik?
Thu, May 14, 2020
States of America, which one are you?
Sun, May 17, 2020
Which German state are you?
Sun, May 17, 2020
Which Russian state are you?
Sun, May 17, 2020
Who's giving you cuddles?
Sun, May 17, 2020
Who'll watch JoJo's bizarre adventure with you?
Fri, May 22, 2020
Who makes vines with you?
Fri, May 22, 2020
BANG! *you got shot*
Fri, May 22, 2020
AsMr *intense whispering*
Sat, May 23, 2020
Sleepover with...
Sat, May 23, 2020
Buying weapons
Sat, May 23, 2020
Who buys you food?
Sat, May 23, 2020
Plays video games with you
Sat, May 23, 2020
Going on a date
Sat, May 23, 2020
Mr steal your heart
Sat, May 23, 2020
North- or South Korea?
Sat, May 23, 2020
Looks like someone stole your underwear
Sat, May 23, 2020
Gets angry at you
Sat, May 23, 2020
Playing Minecraft at 3AM
Sat, May 23, 2020
Playing Animal Crossing at 3AM
Sat, May 23, 2020
Sends you a cursed meme while you're asleep
Sat, May 23, 2020
Forces you to do paperwork
Sat, May 23, 2020
Wants to marry you
Sat, May 23, 2020
Kisses your cheek
Sun, May 24, 2020
Partying with...
Sun, May 24, 2020
Exploring an abandoned building
Sun, May 24, 2020
Learning Spanish with Mexico
Tue, May 26, 2020
Learning German with Germany
Tue, May 26, 2020
Sleeping on his bed while he has to sleep on the floor
Fri, May 29, 2020
Listening to music with him
Fri, May 29, 2020
Using greenscreen with him at 3am
Mon, Jun 1, 2020
Adopting a pet
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
Uh oh, he looked through your phone
Tue, Jun 2, 2020
Watching anime together
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
Playing poker
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
Going camping
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
Trying to draw something with him
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
Going hiking with him
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
Showing him your drawings
Wed, Jun 3, 2020
Him taking you to an interview
Sun, Jun 7, 2020
Listening to BTS with South Korea, will he listen to it with you?
Mon, Jun 8, 2020
Ur dad
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
Going to the movies with the boiz
Tue, Jun 9, 2020
Babysitting with them
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
Will UK watch Dr. Phil with you?
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
Roasting 7 year olds on club penguin with him
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
He threw you into the trash bin, lmao
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
Germany is naming you now
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
Playing tf2 with him
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
Going into the club
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
Going on vacation with him
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
Movie night with him watching the bee movie
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
Him taking care of you while you're sick
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
He stole your most precious thing
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
He lends you his phone
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
He invites you to his home
Sun, Jun 14, 2020
Going for a walk with him at night
Wed, Jun 17, 2020
Russia is naming you
Fri, Jun 19, 2020
When he's driving
Fri, Jun 19, 2020
Going fishing with him
Sat, Jun 20, 2020
Is Sweden rating you with big pp or small pp?
Sun, Jun 21, 2020
Being in a drama club with him
Mon, Jun 22, 2020
Birthday game 3
Tue, Jun 23, 2020
Valentine's day
Thu, Jul 2, 2020
Going to a concert with him
Tue, Jul 7, 2020
Going to Kfc with him
Thu, Jul 16, 2020
Will Mexico invite you to his party?
Thu, Jul 16, 2020
Everything is cake, he is cake, you are cake
Sat, Jul 18, 2020
Holding hands with him
Sat, Jul 18, 2020
Him being a total sweetheart towards you
Sat, Jul 25, 2020
Your roommates
Sun, Jul 26, 2020
Going to the ocean with him
Tue, Jul 28, 2020
He bought you a pretty dress
Fri, Jul 31, 2020
Baking a cake with him
Sun, Aug 2, 2020
Being drunk with him
Sun, Aug 2, 2020
He's buying you cheese dip for no reason
Mon, Aug 3, 2020
He's trying to scare you
Thu, Aug 6, 2020
Wants you to do the household
Thu, Aug 6, 2020
Will Mexico invite you to his salsa party?
Thu, Aug 6, 2020
Would celebrate with you your birthday
Fri, Aug 7, 2020
Gopnik-gang
Fri, Aug 7, 2020
He's giving you his hoodie for you to get comfy
Tue, Aug 11, 2020
The one who stole your money
Wed, Aug 12, 2020
Who prepares a bath for you?
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Birthday game 4
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Sacrifices you for the flying spaghetti monster
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Will Poland vibe with you to the Polish cow?
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Has a Vietnam War flashback because of you
Mon, Dec 14, 2020
Tries to make a beautiful bouquet of flowers for you
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
He gives you flowers
Tue, Dec 15, 2020
He's listening to music with you
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
Plays Among Us with you
Wed, Dec 16, 2020
Will Mexico give you his sombrero?
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Will Mexico invite you to his dinner full with delicious food?
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Writes a book about you
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Has named you "Steve" in his contacts
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Has named you "Bae🥺" in his contacts
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Wants to draw you
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Sings you to sleep
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Cartoon intros from my childhood in German
Fri, Dec 18, 2020
Who will celebrate Christmas with you?
Sat, Dec 19, 2020
Wants you to look at all those chickens he found (*cough cough* geeses)
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Which German city are you?
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Which Russian city are you?
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Gives you a pretty dress or suit
Sun, Dec 20, 2020
Tries to teach you how to do the Maths
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Catches you singing to old Minecraft songs
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
Sleepover at an abandoned hospital
Mon, Dec 21, 2020
He invites you over to eat pizza
Tue, Dec 22, 2020
Rewatches all the Harry Potter movies with you
Wed, Dec 23, 2020
Tries to impress you
Sat, Dec 26, 2020
Serbia or Bosnia?
Sun, Dec 27, 2020
Hates pizza because of you
Mon, Dec 28, 2020
Tries to cheer you up but fails
Mon, Dec 28, 2020
Mexico invites you over to his family reunion
Wed, Dec 30, 2020
He defends you
Thu, Dec 31, 2020
makes a sand castle with you
Tue, Jan 5, 2021
He bought you a boat
Wed, Jan 6, 2021
gives you a picture of Gordon Ramsay
Wed, Jan 6, 2021
throws a chair at you
Fri, Jan 8, 2021
a romantic picnic with...
Fri, Jan 8, 2021
crashes a plane into your house
Fri, Jan 8, 2021
wants to marry your best friend
Sat, Jan 9, 2021
is your step sibling
Sat, Jan 9, 2021
he put soyabeans into your cereal
Sat, Jan 9, 2021
he got you some nice slippers
Tue, Jan 12, 2021
plays Pokémon with you
Thu, Jan 21, 2021
just kitchen gun, no chapter
Thu, Jan 21, 2021
it's sexy time :)
Thu, Jan 21, 2021
mhhhh, mate, u lookin' gud
Thu, Jan 21, 2021
damn, step sis/bro, u stuck there?😏
Thu, Jan 21, 2021
teaches you how to finger knit
Fri, Jan 22, 2021
plays cards against humanity with you
Fri, Jan 22, 2021
he stole your fridge
Sun, Jan 24, 2021
creating a disaster with him
Mon, Feb 8, 2021
being dead inside with him
Fri, Feb 26, 2021
*megalovania intensifies*
Sat, Feb 27, 2021
you're his crush
Sat, Feb 27, 2021
Cha cha real smooth into your pants, jk jk... unless?
Sat, Feb 27, 2021
he doesn't like your opinion on eggs
Sun, Feb 28, 2021
goes yandere for you
Thu, Mar 11, 2021
loves you but is too afraid to tell you...
Sun, Mar 14, 2021
loves you way too much
Sat, Mar 27, 2021
bitch set ur friend on fire
Sun, Mar 28, 2021
is a big softie around you
Sun, Mar 28, 2021
is the one secretly stealing your food
Fri, Apr 2, 2021
will Germany give you a Dirndl?
Sun, Apr 4, 2021
makes you burnt toast
Sat, Apr 17, 2021
so uh... I created a new Sans AU???
Sun, May 2, 2021
creating a story checklist
Fri, May 7, 2021
he wants a pony for Christmas
Fri, May 28, 2021
ate your homework
Fri, Oct 15, 2021
looking at stars together (last chapter here, lmao)
Mon, May 16, 2022
looking at stars together (last chapter here, lmao)
Mon, May 16, 2022

186 parts

ate your homework
Fri, Oct 15, 2021
looking at stars together (last chapter here, lmao)
Mon, May 16, 2022
looking at stars together (last chapter here, lmao)
Mon, May 16, 2022

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