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The Adventures to the Avengers

ArmedwithSarcasm

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Reads 13,516
Votes 640
Parts 38
Time 3h 17m

ArmedwithSarcasm

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In which there are two agents who have a place among the Avengers as favorites.

There are two best friend agents, Agent Kayla and Agent Jessica, or Jess or Jessie if you don't want to be murdered with a bag of flour. Both are skilled, and have made the tower a generally almost death free zone. Almost. 
Kayla is the more serious one, and helps Jess out of trouble a lot. Jess, the really really hilariously notorious fun agent, is Fury's, Stark's, and Banner's favorite agent. Plus Darcy, the Lady of Tasers. 

"But you aren't Fury's favorite!" Kayla cried as she ran with Jessie, both holding various snack cakes.
"And you deny this fact every day!" Jess responded back, mouth full of donut holes.All Rights Reserved

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Living with the Avengers by Constantly_Creative

A young girl is living a normal life until she unleashes her powers. At twelve she can lift objects over her head ten times her size and shoot lazers out of her eyes. She can sprout wings longer than her arms out of her back and fly. Her elemental power being fire is as little as making fire dance on her hands or become engulfed in all flames. She doesn't know it yet but she has the making of becoming a legend ... or a havoc. Her powers are found by Scarlet Witch, Wanda, and she tells the other Avengers. One day the girl is given a choice, stay with them and remain hidden or live in the open and face the world alone. She stays with them in the Avengers tower and this is the story of how she survives. Warning! Spoiler Alert! This takes place after Civil War! *I don't own any of the Avengers or Bucky or Loki just Clio!*

I guess it's just me and you by amazingpottah

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MY FAVORITE ASSIGNMENT✔️ || s.r by officialcga

"Let's blow the dick out" I say his eyes widen again. "I'm not comfortable" he says thinking I'm going to do something. I light the candle on his cake that's shaped like a penis. He laughs at the cake. "Juicy" he says. It's just the two of us up here. I clear my throat. And sing happy birthday. He blows his candle out and it fucking explode with white stuff. My eyes also widen along with his because it landed on his face. He licks it clean. "Vanilla" ** Maggie got a call from Nick Fury. He needed her to do an assignment. She wasn't exactly willing to. I'm mean who is when the word assignment gives you high school flashbacks. She does it and finds her self a new best friend. Or is that what he thinks? *** COVER: @spectrumswirls

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