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The Adventures to the Avengers

ArmedwithSarcasm

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Reads 13,469
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Parts 38
Time 3h 17m

ArmedwithSarcasm

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In which there are two agents who have a place among the Avengers as favorites.

There are two best friend agents, Agent Kayla and Agent Jessica, or Jess or Jessie if you don't want to be murdered with a bag of flour. Both are skilled, and have made the tower a generally almost death free zone. Almost. 
Kayla is the more serious one, and helps Jess out of trouble a lot. Jess, the really really hilariously notorious fun agent, is Fury's, Stark's, and Banner's favorite agent. Plus Darcy, the Lady of Tasers. 

"But you aren't Fury's favorite!" Kayla cried as she ran with Jessie, both holding various snack cakes.
"And you deny this fact every day!" Jess responded back, mouth full of donut holes.All Rights Reserved

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Alliance || 1 || ✔️ mature by lustenvy

Her most lethal weapon is herself . . . • • • Agent Eleven was always a loyal Agent for the Division. Until she wasn't. Running and going rogue a year ago had definitely put her on their hit list, but what happens when they find her again and force her back to the very world she ran from? Forced to join the elite team of Operatives and their domineering leader with a knack for watching her too closely, she has to tread lightly to finish what she started. Because little do the team know, they weren't the masterminds behind her return. And she isn't leaving again until she finds out the truth about what happened a year ago, and keep her identity a secret while she's at it. With a too hot for his own good leader, his best friend who seems to see too much and two seemingly innocent operatives by her side, will Agent Eleven uncover the truth? And what will she do once she realises she's captured the attention of the very serial killer her team is assigned to hunt? This plan might just be her stupidest yet, and it might just be the one that's gets her killed. • • • I watch from the corner of my eyes as he brings the dagger up to the straps of my top, slipping it under the thin fabric. "There's just a few things in my way." He hushes, dark eyes hooded. He slices through the fabric in one quick swipe, the strap hanging limply as he moves to the next one and repeats the process. • • • Cover by Quirky Circe on Etsy Highest ranking #1 in spy 1/1/2020 (almost 4 years of this - holy hell) #1 in action- adventure 3/1/2020 #1 in romance 18/1/2022 #1 in adventure 18/1/2022 # in secretagent 21/2/2022 #1 in badassreads 21/4/2023 #1 in action-romance 19/8/23 Hit 1M reads on 9/3/2021 Completed final edit on 13/09/2022

Just a Little Phishing (An Avengers FanFic) by WaterWings23

Rosie likes to tell herself that being on the President's top 10 most dangerous individual's list is perfectly normal. She makes her living through phishing, not the kind that involves fish, the other kind. Well she does a little more than just email spam, either way her full time job is behind a computer screen. Her only friends are her brother, cousin, and Natasha Romanoff. She is a doer but when it comes to physical ability she is moaner. So when Natasha asks her to come help with the Avenger's Initiative, which involves other people, it isn't for her fanciful bulging muscles or amazing strength. Instead her amazing sense of style and witty dry humour... or maybe because of her extreme skill with technology. Whatever it is Rosie takes a leap, jumping from self-employment to a team and getting herself involved with a government agency.

AGENT W | ✓ by Minna_A2

❝ A sniper doesn't always need a partner, they just need someone to give the signal. ❞ Going solo gave you a lot to ponder on, especially given a mission that isolated you from your daily life of sniping up dozens of armed agents per hour. A change to braids and glasses wouldn't be too bad for one mission. Just follow the girl, keep an eye on the girl, and continue for two years. Simple. Throw in assassins? Simple. Throw in traitors? Simple. Throw in a baby? Simple. Throw in poison? Simple. Throw in intruders? Simple. Throw in love? E R R O R . Check twice before messing with the quiet and the nerds. Because the nerds will become future hackers, and the quiet will become undercover agents. ❝ Game over. ❞ _ ★ Previously Featured on Wattpad's Official ROMANCE Account | Dangerous Love ★ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 4:01:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:25:18 ] [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 3:19:18 ] ♕ ♡ [ Highest Rank #1 in Action - 2:25:18 ] [ #3 in Action - 2:24:18 ] [ #4 in Action - 2:23:18 ] [ #5 in Action - 2:21:18 ] [ #6 in Action - 2:19:18 ] [ #7 in Action - 2:18:18 ] [ #8 in Action - 2:16:18 ] [ #9 in Action - 2:15:18 ] [ #11 in Action - 2:12:18 ] [ #12 in Action - 2:09:18 ] [ #13 in Action - 2:07:18 ] [ #24 in Action - 2:04:18 ] [ #25 in Action - 2:01:18 ] [ #39 in Action - 1:30:18 ] [ #47 in Action - 1:29:18 ] [ #56 in Action - 1:13:18 ] [ #119 in Action - 1:12:18 ] [ #148 in Action - 8:21:17 ] _ - Credits to @lilsahun for the wonderful cover - _ 07.01.17 - 06.18.18 // unedited version //

I guess it's just me and you by amazingpottah

/this is post caws and before cacw, all the avengers live together in the tower/ Bucky is new to the tower, and you want to make him feel welcome, which quickly grows into a close friendship. You both hit it off pretty well, and everybody ships you guys, but you're just friends right? Basically bucky x reader, slow burn, fluff, and friendly teasing from the avengers :) Highest rank: number 1 buckyxreader This is also posted on AO3, same username.

$Expert Badass {Clint X Oc} ✅ by Mrs_Barton_xoxo$

Hayley Rose, also known as Agent 15, was a hidden gem amongst the Agents and scientists of SHIELD. She was a blur in the corridor, a myth to Field Agents and a well known legend to Scientists. Her stories were spread throughout the facility, everyone knowing of her missions that had claimed her the title of 'Agent 15'. No one has ever seen her though, everyone besides Nicholas J. Fury. When an urgent mission comes in that is under high class, Fury makes an important call. A trip to Budapest? A friendship forms between Agent 15 and two other Agents known as Agent Barton and Romanova. There's a reason the files are erased from the system, a reason Agent 15 goes into the shadows once more after the mission and a reason Barton and Romanova can't seem to remember just exactly what happened in that mission. She doesn't stay hidden for long though, not when the Winter Soldier resurfaces and her Agency is at threat.

Living with the Avengers by Constantly_Creative

A young girl is living a normal life until she unleashes her powers. At twelve she can lift objects over her head ten times her size and shoot lazers out of her eyes. She can sprout wings longer than her arms out of her back and fly. Her elemental power being fire is as little as making fire dance on her hands or become engulfed in all flames. She doesn't know it yet but she has the making of becoming a legend ... or a havoc. Her powers are found by Scarlet Witch, Wanda, and she tells the other Avengers. One day the girl is given a choice, stay with them and remain hidden or live in the open and face the world alone. She stays with them in the Avengers tower and this is the story of how she survives. Warning! Spoiler Alert! This takes place after Civil War! *I don't own any of the Avengers or Bucky or Loki just Clio!*

MY FAVORITE ASSIGNMENT✔️ || s.r by officialcga

"Let's blow the dick out" I say his eyes widen again. "I'm not comfortable" he says thinking I'm going to do something. I light the candle on his cake that's shaped like a penis. He laughs at the cake. "Juicy" he says. It's just the two of us up here. I clear my throat. And sing happy birthday. He blows his candle out and it fucking explode with white stuff. My eyes also widen along with his because it landed on his face. He licks it clean. "Vanilla" ** Maggie got a call from Nick Fury. He needed her to do an assignment. She wasn't exactly willing to. I'm mean who is when the word assignment gives you high school flashbacks. She does it and finds her self a new best friend. Or is that what he thinks? *** COVER: @spectrumswirls

Who is this? (mama natasha fic) by SiriuslyAnnoying

This is just kept to see how badly i wrote when i was 12, thankfully i have had many english lessons since then. Peter accidentally messaged the wrong number that his friend gave him. What will happen? Will he make a new friend? What will he do when he finds out who they are. will he be pleased, angry or excited? What happens when his life takes a turn? when he also messages the one and only Nick Fury! Better next, the Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D themselves! !Ships in later chapters¡ enjoy or don't, i wouldn't enjoy this.

I'm Not Yours by writing_by_lettym

What started as an interview for a low level position at S.H.I.E.L.D. ended up with Cali Bennet being placed in a trial-based job with the Avengers. But trying to keep up with these literal super heroes isn't going to be her biggest challenge. The biggest threat to her sanity is the two super soldiers she finds herself caught in the middle of. What starts as friends with benefits with one, ends up as a really good time with both. But it's all fun and games, until it isn't. What happens when people start wanting more? When sharing isn't enough for anyone. When feelings start to cross and things become much more than casual. Can Cali figure out what her heart really wants before someone gets hurt? Or will love and desire cost her her dream job, or worse, come between two best friends?

The Bet by papichulo789

You and Bucky make a bet on who can take down more agents for a year. Whoever wins gets what they desire most. For you, it's Bucky being your personal assistant for a month. For Bucky, it's a date with you, every night for a month. Yes this is inspired by Jake and Amy's bet from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I do not own any of these characters and they belong to marvel. (Except for y/n) Had been: #1 in buckybarnes #1 in jamesbarnes #2 in jamesbuchananbarnes #3 in bucky

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Alliance || 1 || ✔️ mature

Her most lethal weapon is herself . . . • • • Agent Eleven was always a loyal Agent for the Division. Until she wasn't. Running and going rogue a year ago had definitely put her on their hit list, but what happens when they find her again and force her back to the very world she ran from? Forced to join the elite team of Operatives and their domineering leader with a knack for watching her too closely, she has to tread lightly to finish what she started. Because little do the team know, they weren't the masterminds behind her return. And she isn't leaving again until she finds out the truth about what happened a year ago, and keep her identity a secret while she's at it. With a too hot for his own good leader, his best friend who seems to see too much and two seemingly innocent operatives by her side, will Agent Eleven uncover the truth? And what will she do once she realises she's captured the attention of the very serial killer her team is assigned to hunt? This plan might just be her stupidest yet, and it might just be the one that's gets her killed. • • • I watch from the corner of my eyes as he brings the dagger up to the straps of my top, slipping it under the thin fabric. "There's just a few things in my way." He hushes, dark eyes hooded. He slices through the fabric in one quick swipe, the strap hanging limply as he moves to the next one and repeats the process. • • • Cover by Quirky Circe on Etsy Highest ranking #1 in spy 1/1/2020 (almost 4 years of this - holy hell) #1 in action- adventure 3/1/2020 #1 in romance 18/1/2022 #1 in adventure 18/1/2022 # in secretagent 21/2/2022 #1 in badassreads 21/4/2023 #1 in action-romance 19/8/23 Hit 1M reads on 9/3/2021 Completed final edit on 13/09/2022