The Friendship Contract

"It's in the contract," Harry says every time I won't do something for him. The contract is a stack of copy paper with a set of rules and guidelines me and Harry must follow as best friends. Number one rule: Be there for each other until the day we die. It's not like our friendship isn't bound to last. We've been friends since birth. Well, he's three month older but that's besides the point. Anyway, Harry and I always add more obligations we must fulfill in the contract whenever we want. No matter how ridiculous. I think all that spotlights are getting to his head because he's getting dumber by the hour. You'd think I'd be a bit more sympathetic since he is about to be engaged to the Queen Bitch but I warned him. I can't believe he is going to get married to Kate...Or is he? Let's just say an unexpected answer, has Harry adding the most unexpected rule into damn contract.