You Remind Me of a Cactus (ON HOLD) - Hedge - Wattpad

You Remind Me of a Cactus (ON HOLD)

Hostile_Hedgehog

Reads 1,193
Votes 458
Parts 8
Time 1h 18m

Reads 1,193
Votes 458
Parts 8
Time 1h 18m

Hostile_Hedgehog

boyxboy bxb cactus cold-hearted college cute darkpast death depression drinking fluff gay hatetolove lgbt life love newadult reallife romance romantic-comedy roommates rude straight teenfiction youngadult

You Remind Me of A Cactus
"'Cause you're such a prick,"
-
Amazing cover created by @Writing_with_sass !!!
-----
Meet our Cactus: Ollivander Torretto, the unusually quiet, rude, prick of a college student. 
His roommate, Callan Easton, is a stubborn, fiery tempered male who wants nothing to do with Ollivander.

In quite the cliche, these two college boys get into utterly ridiculous altercations as they attempt to get along. 
Sadly, Ollivander has other priorities: Overcoming a rough past whilst trying to change himself for the better. 
Callan, too, has other priorities, but they mainly consist of his perfect girlfriend.

Will Ollivander manage to realize the world can be a beautiful place, or will his own regrets be his downfall? Will Callan be able to stand Ollivander long enough to help open his eyes?

In a LGBTQ+ romantic comedy, follow these two boys on the rollercoaster of life.

------
*ON HOLD UNTIL MID JUNE*

*DISCLAIMER: STRONG LANGUAGE, TRAUMA, IMPLIED RAPE, AND OTHER STRONG THEMES WILL BE INCLUDED IN THIS BOOK, READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION*

Started posting on Wattpad: //April 10th, 2020//
1K Views: //May 13, 2020//
Highest Rankings:
//#6 in Cactus on April 26th, 2020//All Rights Reserved

boyxboy bxb cactus cold-hearted college cute darkpast death depression drinking fluff gay hatetolove lgbt life love newadult reallife romance romantic-comedy roommates rude straight teenfiction youngadult

Table of contents

8 parts

Sign up to add You Remind Me of a Cactus (ON HOLD) to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Minor Changes by sun_flower_strong

They've lived together; they've lived apart. Turns out you can miss someone terribly, even if they're just across the room. * * a/n: Most of the story takes place in 2020/21, and while I strove to stay true to real-life events/ timelines, there may be instances where creative license presides. Comments and feedback are more than welcome. Enjoy!

ADD IT UP ✰ RODRICK HEFFLEY x MALE! OC by lexafavs

Most people in Plainview yearn for a more exciting life. Miles Macey longs for a normal one. But when his first glimpse into the ordinary high school experience is through the window of an ice cream parlor, then there were bound to be some issues along the way. ========== "Day after day, I get angry and I will say, That the day is in my sight, When I'll take a bow and say goodnight!" ========== Sappy personal self indulgence. Enjoy :) ========== Published: December 27, 2022 Finished: February 6, 2023 ========== TRIGGER WARNINGS are in the "Introduction" chapter MATURITY RATING: 14+ TIMELINE: Post Dog Days ========== (transmasc, he/him oc, but bear in mind that this does take place in 2013) 3/2/23: MAJOR PROOFREADING AND REVISIONS ON THE WAY! no plot details will be changed but some paragraphs and weird portions definitely will

Uncontrollably Yours by bert3005

**This is an Out of My Control spin off!! I HIGHLY recommend reading that story before reading this or you might not get every reference!!** Preston Anders is in college, heartbroken, but he'll get over it because he's Preston and nothing can break his stride... at least that's how it seems on the outside. Inside, he's not too sure he can handle another rejection. So keeping his walls up is his plan. But when a very expressive classmate keeps trying to knock down Preston's guard, he finds he can't control his emotional walls as well as he thought. **This story is boyxboy meaning GAY!! GAY STUFF WILL OCCUR IN THIS BOOK!!**

Plan Of Seduction by bl_principito

"I hate you - so much Tripp." More confusion because, once more, wasn't this a good thing? "Why did you have to say that? What if," A little quieter, just above a whisper. "What if we mess up our friendship?" "But what if we don't?" "You don't know that," I bumped his nose with my finger. "And neither do you. So, why don't we give it a shot?" He bit down on his bottom lip, hesitation and worry filling his gaze. __ This is literally a story that follows the plot of two best friends realizing their feelings for each other, yes, I know, very cliche, but I enjoyed writing it. There will be mature LGBT+ content, so if you don't want to read those chapters or this story, skip it. Highest Rankings (that I'm aware of): LGBT+: #3 , College Romance: #2 , Gay: #19 / GayPride: #2, Gay boyxboy #1

The Centre - a Home for Pembroke (bxb+/poly) by times321

[COMPLETED] Everyone wants what Pembroke has, good looks, fortune, and fame. But Pembroke feels like he's missing out on something; he has a hard time finding it in the bottom of a bottle or the pills he pops on a nightly basis. When Pembroke's management team catches wind that there are compromising pictures of him and he's being blackmailed by none other than his family, they start the process for a major image clean-up. As much as Pembroke loathes his management team for forcing him into a facility, he never would have imagined that what he was missing would be found at The Centre; in the hearts of eleven men. ---- Started: 2/2/2021 Completed: 2/16/2021 BOOK 1 - THE CENTRE - A HOME FOR FOX ✔️ BOOK 2 - THE CENTRE - A HOME FOR AIDEN ✔️ BOOK 3 - THE CENTRE - A HOME FOR PEMBROKE✔️ All characters are 18 + •This is an 18+ story •Mature content •Boyxboy/polyamory explicit sexual relationships between MEN (all consensual) Highest Rankings: #1 - facility #3 - polyfidelity #8 - institution #8 - boyxboyromance #1 - mxmxm #25 - gayboys #1 - gayness

Insatiable (UNDERGOING REWRITES) by likeryebread

"You tease me too much," I muttered, licking a path up to his ear before nipping at him. "Standing up here at the front of the class, strutting around with your perky ass. And I know you're wearing those goddamn tight panties. I can see the outline of them underneath your pants." To prove my point, I dipped a finger down the back of his pants, tugging at the lace that lay beneath it. Julian moaned lowly, his breath starting to come out in airy pants. He pushed back against my hand and forward against my chest lightly and I complied, moving so he could stare up at me as he gripped my hair between his slender fingers. "What should I do about your teasing, professor?" I drawled before the smaller man smirked. ~ Nolan Daniels loves college. Not for the school part of it, no. He loved everything else: the parties, the freedom, the hook ups, football. He can't think of anything that could change his dislike in learning. That is until a new and incredibly cute professor quite literally falls into his life. ~ ⚠︎ Graphic adult themes, language and a lot of sexual tension. Continue at your own risk. #3 in manxman on 05/19/2020 #11 in depression on 10/08/2019 #188 in boyxboy on 1/26/2018 [ UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION/REWRITES ]

My Roommate, The Fukboi (BoyxBoy) by CelineZella

Petite Theo Walcott struggles with rent and is forced to search for a roommate. But what poor little Theo didn't expect was bulky, rebellious, drop dead gorgeous, Calum Niacin to show up at his door. ********** After Theo's parents die tragically in a car accident, he's forced to move away and live with his aunt. After six years, he moves back to his home town, expecting something different. But with his part-time job and through the roof rent, he has no luck. And when Calum shows up at his door, all hope is lost. ********** Not only is Calum Niacin a man of great pulchritude, he's insensitive yet adored by many. Calum is left with his abusive father after his mother dies and his older brother moves away. Unable to bear his father's abuse, he searches for apartments to move into. So when he finally finds his escape, he seizes it. All he wanted was to get away from his problems, only to be faced with a new one, Theo Walcott. ********** WARNING!! Unedited and most likely bad grammar ahead!! Proceed with caution!!! There are some chapters with sexual content but I'll warn before it gets to it!! Beginning is a little crap but please keep reading!

Bad Cupid (BoyxBoy) by SnowMarisvega

The ancient Greeks said Cupid's arrows could make you fall in love, but what if those arrows hit the wrong person? And what if that person was Eastwood High's most notorious bad boy? Dylan Dexwell was the opposite of a typical guy - his quick wit was laced with cutting sarcasm, his sense of humor an acquired taste. But everything changed when his father was transferred to San Diego, and Dylan had to start all over again, with a secret. On his first day at his new school, Dylan was immediately the center of attention. His white hair set him apart from the other students. But his looks weren't the only thing drawing eyes - it was also the sight of him stumbling into the school's most notorious bad boy, the captain of the football team and his troublesome mouth. He knew he was gay, but he wasn't ready to come out - especially not to his parents. As Dylan settled into his new school, he soon met the most colorful group of people imaginable. There was the sassy cheerleader with the razor-sharp wit, the cheerful sweet guy Dylan could tell had a secret, and the jerk who became his half. Dylan found himself arguing with the stunningly handsome biggest jerk of Eastwood high at every turn, and soon they were butting heads and getting each other into all sorts of trouble. But then, in a moment of confusion and chaos, their lips met. And everything changed. Was it love or hate that was igniting between them? And what would happen when these two polar opposites start to feel a spark? Things can't get worse in Eastwood, right? Wrong. This isn't your typical gay love story. It's worse. For some reason, Eastwood hates the boy with a secret- Dylan. And it sure is trying to get rid of him. Will the town succeed? #5 in Gayships - Nov-Dec 2024 #1 in LoveMe : March - May 2022. May 2023 - Dec 2023 May 2024- June 2024 October 2024 #2 : Depression: July 2023 💀 #2 in Bromance : June 2022 #6 in Gayfiction: August 2020 #1 in Gayships : June 2020

Mr. Match (BoyxBoy) ✓ by euwangabrielll

I'm Finn Vasco but that's not quite important right now. I'm a pretty sarcastic guy if I'm gonna be honest. I'm closed off and I literally only have one friend. I might hate everybody in my school... but there's this guy there. He's... let's say, dreamy, someone who I thought would never even acknowledge my existence. That guy who was too damn good to be true, who was too good for me, who was too good for... everybody! You get what I'm trying to say. He's that cliché king of the campus and a popular and attractive heartthrob and with just one wink, he can send people on their knees... That sounded so wrong, anyway. So can you blame me for being over the moon when one day, he approached me only to what? ...To ask for my help courting my freaking best friend. I knew it was stupid for me to hope I'd even have any chance with him anyway. So I just agreed to help him. Even if I was hurting myself and potentially my best friend in the process, my best friend who has been there with me through the thick and thins, I still did it... I mean what could go wrong besides literally everything? So my plan was to just set my crush and my best friend up, and then everything would be alright... right? But of course, life doesn't like it when people have it easy. *** Highest Ranking #2 on #lgbtfiction #5 on #boyxboy #6 on #gay #8 on #teenfiction *** ~ WARNING: This story contains strong language and bullying. If you're not a fan of LGBTQ+ stories or BXB stories, then this story is not for you. ~ If you're gonna plagiarize, you might as well just put your clown outfit on.

Not so Innocent by _Iclyn_-

Cute and shy chemistry Professor Cool and bold student. A love between Axel, a chemistry professor who was passionate about teaching and hacking. Axel was a very private person. He loved his personal space and being alone. He is nervous around girls and enjoys his own company. He started living his dream, hoping for a peaceful life. But his plan was destroyed when he met Orian, a troublesome student. Orian was a cool, rough, and tough girl. She was the daughter of leading the owner cosmetic company. She wanted to serve the nation and not live with her dad and dominating stepmother. She wanted to have a blast in life. She was up for surprises, adventures, and everything that requires courage. And then she met Axel calm, patient, and shy chemistry professor, and decided to have some fun teasing him. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE EDITED AND BETTER VERSION OF THE STORY IS ON MY ANOTHER ACCOUNT. @_Amaya_V I suggest you to hop in there. Disclaimer: All the characters, events, names, places, and incidents are fictional and my imagination. I don't own any pictures used in the book including the cover. But the cover was edited by me. Note: Plagiarism is something I hate and won't support. I will take legal action if found any piece of my story being used without my permission. Warning: Contains strong language and sexual scenes.

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Minor Changes cover

ADD IT UP ✰ RODRICK HEFFLEY x MALE! OC cover

Uncontrollably Yours cover

Plan Of Seduction cover

The Centre - a Home for Pembroke (bxb+/poly) cover

Insatiable (UNDERGOING REWRITES) cover

My Roommate, The Fukboi (BoyxBoy) cover

Bad Cupid (BoyxBoy) cover

Mr. Match (BoyxBoy) ✓ cover

Not so Innocent cover

Minor Changes

They've lived together; they've lived apart. Turns out you can miss someone terribly, even if they're just across the room. * * a/n: Most of the story takes place in 2020/21, and while I strove to stay true to real-life events/ timelines, there may be instances where creative license presides. Comments and feedback are more than welcome. Enjoy!