You Remind Me of a Cactus (ON HOLD)
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Ongoing, First published Apr 08, 2020
You Remind Me of A Cactus
"'Cause you're such a prick,"
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Amazing cover created by @Writing_with_sass !!!
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Meet our Cactus: Ollivander Torretto, the unusually quiet, rude, prick of a college student. 
His roommate, Callan Easton, is a stubborn, fiery tempered male who wants nothing to do with Ollivander.

In quite the cliche, these two college boys get into utterly ridiculous altercations as they attempt to get along. 
Sadly, Ollivander has other priorities: Overcoming a rough past whilst trying to change himself for the better. 
Callan, too, has other priorities, but they mainly consist of his perfect girlfriend.

Will Ollivander manage to realize the world can be a beautiful place, or will his own regrets be his downfall? Will Callan be able to stand Ollivander long enough to help open his eyes?

In a LGBTQ+ romantic comedy, follow these two boys on the rollercoaster of life.

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*ON HOLD UNTIL MID JUNE*

*DISCLAIMER: STRONG LANGUAGE, TRAUMA, IMPLIED RAPE, AND OTHER STRONG THEMES WILL BE INCLUDED IN THIS BOOK, READ AT YOUR OWN CAUTION*

Started posting on Wattpad: //April 10th, 2020//
1K Views: //May 13, 2020//
Highest Rankings:
//#6 in Cactus on April 26th, 2020//
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