Crackity Crack 'Fic's and Fiction
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Hopefully there will be more to come. For now enjoy this first installment. Note: This will be on going, little fic-lets of randomocity I come up with. I post them for your enjoyment and hope that it starts/ends your day with a smile and a laugh. disclaimer on the cover pic, I IN NO WAY OWN THIS, THIS BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE OF AWESOME WAS CREATED BY DOUBLELEAF!!!!!! and you all should go to deviant art and check her stuff out, it's pretty amazing. Not gonna lie
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